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Thread: We don't need no stinkin' Untrue Facts! (!!!)

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    Another top of the page. Don't worry -- I'm just pinch hitting for peteshimmon.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    "peteshimmon" was the last word uttered by Michael Jackson before he died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Radiation_Specialist View Post
    "peteshimmon" was the last word uttered by Michael Jackson before he died.
    It was the name of his childhood sled.
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    The stars predict that in 2014 Astrology will be acknowledged as a science.
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    The fortune cookie I got at lunch had a fortune which read "all fortune cookie fortunes are untrue!!!".
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    Yesterday morning I heard some loud scratching on the roof over my desk. I went out to see what was up there and a very large vulture took off and soared away.

    Does anyone else know something I don't know?

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    In the Harry Potter universe, Vultures are used to return undeliverable mail to the Owl Post's dead letter office.
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    Ahem...
    My name it is nothing
    My age it means less
    The country I come from
    Is called the free west
    I was taught and brought up there
    Its laws to abide
    And the land that I live in
    Has might on its side!

    Apologies BD sir.

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    This place is a veritable untrue factory, complete with childish labour.

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    In certain small countries in South America, beer is made from llama urine and toenails.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    In certain small countries in South America, beer is made from llama urine and toenails.
    Interestingly, Budweiser uses the same formula.

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    Hey, I went to school with Bud Weiser! Nice guy, but he was frequently drunk.
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    He belonged to the frat house Phi Tappa Kegga.
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    I was finally able to mine my claim in the Sierra Nevada foothills today and I hit a rich vein of untrue facts. I'll be sharing them over the next few days...after I hit the assay office, of course.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    The Assay office is where you turn in your donkey after prospecting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    The Assay office is where you turn in your donkey after prospecting.
    Unless you own your own donkeys. The more upscale Assay offices usually offer valet service and some will even validate.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Validate your donkey.

    ETA: Sorry, folks -- just performing a monthly test of the nanny filter.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    New title for dick Cheney's new book: " How to shoot friends and influence people " .

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    Aha! An old thread, this! Now, to get my needle and thimble.

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    I am a well known thex thimble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    Validate your donkey.

    ETA: Sorry, folks -- just performing a monthly test of the nanny filter.
    My third most important task as a moderator is cleaning out the nanny filters. I am sure you would be surprised by the number of nannies that get trapped in a week. Normally we backflush the filters every three days and change the filters out once a month.
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    The more sophisticated nanny filters utilize digital umbrellas to completely remove the nannies from the system.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Cabbage, while popularly thought to be a plant, is actually a reptile.
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    The Duchy of Fenwick finally has an ambassador at the United Nations.

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    The Dutchy of Schultz has beer at low prices, but only in Chicago.

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    The Ducky of Mallard has invaded ponds across most of North America, as part of its strategy of world domination.
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    Cactuses grow spines, not as a means of defense, but as decorative plumage during their seasonal mating dance.
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    Opuntia fruit tastes better if you don't remove the spines.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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