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    Ramen Noodles with added salt. Comes in three flavors: blue, red and yellow salt flavors. (For some reason I am craving Ramen Noodles.)
    Bacon flavored ice cream.
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    Laugh Tracks - the funny railway roadbed material.
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    Roman Noodles - The Italian answer to Ramen Noodles. The nine flavors are numbered I to IX.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swift View Post
    satellite repellent - protects you from being hit by falling satellites.
    It worked!
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    Deep-fried butter.
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    Wax-scented candles.

    The low-flow bidet.

    The cave-wall disc (The original optical storage medium, holds one byte of information).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    The cave-wall disc (The original optical storage medium, holds one byte of information).
    Couldn't we use Moore's law to date this?

    I just want to point out that almost all the popcorn in the supermarket is now marked "whole grain", or I would've proposed that for this thread.

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    Shoe pants for people who like to wear their pants really low.

    The Moose, a mouse for people with really big hands.

    Moonbase door knockers.

    preRosetta Stone language courses.
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    Invisible electronic ink for pad computers.
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    Flatulence pills.
    Known side effects: abominable cramps and bloating for thirty minutes immediately after taking them.
    Methodology: All the methane in the intestines is absorbed by the pill and it is passed as a four inch long one inch in diameter stool, in due course.
    Usage:Take one pill every four hours.

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    I don't buy it, I'd have some real issues with that one.

    Foam driveways
    Antibacterial petri dishes
    Green fireworks
    Book light dimmers
    Baby shapers
    Bookshelves for kindles and nooks
    Face recognition for user logins

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    Submarine screen doors.

    Decaf Red Bull.

    Nonalcoholic vodka.

    Powdered water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grapes View Post
    Green fireworks


    Do you mean the color green or environmentally friendly? While personally I like the blue and purple ones the best, I think green is a nice color too.

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    Bubble-wrap bumpers for cars (single use only)

    Nuclear-powered pacemakers

    Imitation tofu
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    Solar powered navigation hazard lights for windmill towers

    Wind powered main battle tanks

    Solar powered house vacuum cleaners

    Methane fueled toaster ovens

    Alcohol fueled generators for state prisons

    GPS for Frisbees
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    Imitation tofu
    How could you tell?

    From back when Steve Martin did stand-up, he had list of "neat" stuff in had bought:

    gasoline-powered turtle neck sweater
    electric dog polisher
    fur sink

    ... and then he closed with "... and I bought some dumb stuff too".
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    Earthquake-powered deep fryers

    Geothermal heating for high-rise penthouses

    Nuclear-powered baby formula bottle warmers
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    Cheese pants.

    Rooster socks.

    The lead frisbee.

    Bumper sticker that says "I hate traffic cops".

    Live hornet athletic cup.

    Wingless fruit flies-- oh, wait. ; )
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    The Wonco Home Sausage Factory

    What do you mean this isn't a thread about wurst new product ideas?
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    Creamed water.
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
    Every mission makes our dreams reality
    And our destiny begins with you and me
    Through all space and time, the achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea of discovery, on heroes’ wings we fly!

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    Tinned bananas.

    Coca Cola with coca in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    Nuclear-powered pacemakers
    Like this?
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    How do things fly? This explains it all.

    Actually they can't: "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.



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    Dehydrated water

    Himicanes

    Darkbulbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by grapes View Post
    Baby shapers

    Done
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    Information about American English usage here and here. Floating point issues? Please read this before posting.

    How do things fly? This explains it all.

    Actually they can't: "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.



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    Tattooing pet hamsters

    Tiny designer sheepdogs for ant farms

    Exercise treadmills for pet snakes

    Windmills on birdhouses

    Nose pierce jewelry for police dogs
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    P-Tips

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    Candy flavored iPads and smart phones
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    square globes.

    transparent clothes ... wait a minute ...

    floating on air drapes

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    Quote Originally Posted by DukePaul View Post
    Tiny designer sheepdogs for ant farms
    I like that idea!
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