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    Could you stab someone with an ice knife on Pluto?

    Colonel Mustard, with an ice knife, on Pluto!

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    "The subtitle differences between Canada and the USA. "

    Umm, more are in French?
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    Perhaps he could take down his Christmas lights now.

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    The last and final argument about reality.

    "Honey, dinner is ready!"
    "Oh... OK, uh... just give me another minute on this simulation"
    "Things are getting cold; you can play your games later"
    "Oh, fine"
    End Program
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    The last and final argument about reality.

    "Honey, dinner is ready!"
    "Oh... OK, uh... just give me another minute on this simulation"
    "Things are getting cold; you can play your games later"
    "Oh, fine"
    End Program
    "Someone is wrong on the internet!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    Could you stab someone with an ice knife on Pluto?

    Colonel Mustard, with an ice knife, on Pluto!

    Why is it Colonel Mustard is always found to have killed all these people, yet never goes to prison?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    Why is it Colonel Mustard is always found to have killed all these people, yet never goes to prison?
    You've heard of the "Twinkie" defense? This was the "condiment" defense.
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    "Quarantined meteor shower..."

    What is it? Bird flu? Ebola?
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    Because the Board display still hates descenders on letters ...

    Imagine Commuter-driven Vehicles

    Like a blast from the future! Some wise guy here suggests that he can actually drive his "auto"-mobile!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonM435 View Post
    Because the Board display still hates descenders on letters ...

    Imagine Commuter-driven Vehicles

    Like a blast from the future! Some wise guy here suggests that he can actually drive his "auto"-mobile!
    Poppycock and dibble-dabble!

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    Correcting errors in the "Explore" encyclopedia

    Collecting errors in the "Explore" encyclopedia
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    Light propogation - a random thought

    Light propaganda - a random thought

    It was at 5:24 AM. Anything can look like anything else.

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    Credit cards with chips

    Yum!

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    Credit Cards with chimps
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    PC Mouse Controller

    Politically Correct name for a hungry cat or mousetrap?
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    Most Realistic Movie Spaceship -> Most Realistic Movie SpongeBob.

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    How long until we colorize the moon?

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    On an awning across the street from the building where my new class is:

    "NoFreeRentals"

    How would you rent something that's free, anyway? I guess library books, but this is probably houses or something...

    "NoFeeRentals"

    Oh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiYeves View Post
    On an awning across the street from the building where my new class is:

    "NoFreeRentals"

    How would you rent something that's free, anyway? I guess library books, but this is probably houses or something...

    "NoFeeRentals"

    Oh.
    Well, you actually had it right the first time: No Free Rentals. Sort of like TANSTAAFL.
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    Help me build a spark plug tester

    Get some wood, build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits

    Oh sorry, you said "spark", not ark....
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    Moment of Inertia

    Is that anything like The Daily Show's "Moment of Zen"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    Get some wood, build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits
    Right. What's a cubit?
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    sorry I read that as "What's a cube eat?" can't tell my arcs from my elbow.
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    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by profloater View Post
    sorry I read that as "What's a cube eat?"
    I assume a good, square meal.
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    Bent Sky! - I was ready with some pathetic sad jokes with Aang , the last airbender
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    Quote Originally Posted by slang View Post
    Bent Sky! - I was ready with some pathetic sad jokes with Aang , the last airbender
    I thought it was some kind of pun on Iron Sky.

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    Whenever I see the thread Dwarves in Space, I think of Pigs in Space (you have to say it in dramatic "announcer voice" ).
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    Who Else is Looking Forward to the May Transit of Mercury?

    May transit? May transit?? Unless Kepler, Copernicus and Newton were wrong, it must transit!

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    Largest Rocky World Found

    Conjures up visions of a Sylvester Stallone theme park.

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    Ale in British detective series - an entire series about ale in one detective?
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