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    Every time the “Oumuamua, possible internal composition” thread headline pops up, my mind immediately flashes to “creamy nougat?”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Extravoice View Post
    Every time the “Oumuamua, possible internal composition” thread headline pops up, my mind immediately flashes to “creamy nougat?”


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    How about Crunchy Frog?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    How about Crunchy Frog?
    Don't you even take the bones out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PetersCreek View Post
    Don't you even take the bones out?
    But then it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    But then it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
    If you want crunchy, throw away the frog and eat the bones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extravoice View Post
    Every time the “Oumuamua, possible internal composition” thread headline pops up, my mind immediately flashes to “creamy nougat?”
    I'm cynical. I think it'll be 90% packing material, with a small plastic window in the front in which all the chocolates are displayed.

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    Star Trek's planet classification

    W. Just like Earth, but cool extra moons and humans are 10% weaker.
    R. Just like Earth, but Romans rule.
    G. Just like Earth, but Gangsters rule.
    N. Just like Earth, but Nazis rule.
    $. Just like Earth, but set in a past era when leftover NBC sets are appropriate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonM435 View Post
    Star Trek's planet classification

    W. Just like Earth, but cool extra moons and humans are 10% weaker.
    R. Just like Earth, but Romans rule.
    G. Just like Earth, but Gangsters rule.
    N. Just like Earth, but Nazis rule.
    $. Just like Earth, but set in a past era when leftover NBC sets are appropriate.
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    What are the classifications for planets with nubile girls that will like Captain Kirk? What do you mean "all of them"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post


    What are the classifications for planets with nubile girls that will like Captain Kirk? ...
    Obviously XXX.
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    Robot vacuum cleaners

    Or are they tiktok vacuum cleaners?
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    Bugs are dying off— why?
    Although I am far more concerned about it than he was, I couldn’t help but read the title in Calvin’s voice:
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    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
    Every mission makes our dreams reality
    And our destiny begins with you and me
    Through all space and time, the achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea of discovery, on heroes’ wings we fly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiYeves View Post
    Bugs are dying off— why?
    Although I am far more concerned about it than he was, I couldn’t help but read the title in Calvin’s voice:
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    That reminds me of this cartoon from an artist that I really like (her name is Rosemary Mosco and her website is called Bird and Moon)
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    Yeah, where did the tiny violin come from? For obvious reasons it's not in the orginal Aesop (the grasshopper sings during the summer), and I'd never encountered a version involving a violin until right now. But it seems to be A Thing, presumably intended as a reference to the grasshopper's stridulation. I wonder who made that up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger E. Moore View Post
    While the Titanic disaster occurred just over 100 years ago...
    ...to this day, the ship's swimming pool is still full.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeanF View Post
    ...to this day, the ship's swimming pool is still full.
    They don't build 'em like they used to.
    There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grant hutchison View Post
    Yeah, where did the tiny violin come from? For obvious reasons it's not in the orginal Aesop (the grasshopper sings during the summer), and I'd never encountered a version involving a violin until right now. But it seems to be A Thing, presumably intended as a reference to the grasshopper's stridulation. I wonder who made that up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger E. Moore View Post
    They don't build 'em like they used to.
    Nowadays, they build passenger ships to go on TOP of the ocean.
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