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    No, Automan only lasted one season, I'd hardly call it an empire.

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    Yes; I can even bring my own shovel.

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    Yes, try wearing black gloves.

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    Yes. I know because I took wood shop in high school.

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    No but he had a wonderful singing voice.

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    No, the goldfish opted out of the deal.

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    No, Full moons and alien abductions rank far higher on being the leading cause of divorce but being married certainly is a indicator of future divorces.

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    No, that's why their civilization came to an end.

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    Yes, but only if The Cubs are also in the series.

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    AFFIRMATIVE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

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    No, resistance is voltage divided by current.

    Is that joke old?
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    Watt??? No, that joke is no old.


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    Ohm guessing no but I'm not positive(+).

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    No, unless you had a negative reaction to the electrons. I'm pretty positive of that.

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    Yes, it will be your 147th birthday present.

    Is disco finally dead again?
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    No. Disco is a tool of the military-industrial complex and used when rising social groups start to suspect the truth about the true reality of the our Machine Overlords.

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    No, Teller's preferred watering hole was The Enola.

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    No, in fact sense and sensibility are infractable.


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    No, you are getting far beyond that.

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    No; the Internet hadn't been invented yet, and they couldn't get cheap enough deals on flights.

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    No. The internet was only a temporary thing which was quickly replaced by the world wide web.

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    Yes, churches are currently working on supersonic steeples, and need all the aerodynamic help they can get.

    Should turtles be bred for life in 0 g?

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    Yes. They love breeding, and they love zero g. Why not give them both for life?

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    Yes, unless they contain traces of Kryptonite (well, they still prevent perspiration, but with significant adverse affects).

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    Quote Originally Posted by LookingSkyward View Post
    Yes, unless they contain traces of Kryptonite (well, they still prevent perspiration, but with significant adverse affects).

    Should ardvaarks be used for targeted crumb clean-up under the table?
    Yes, but only if your restaurant's cuisine is ants and termites.

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    Yes, but only fully cooked.
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    Yes, but only fully cooked.

    would you hire a person raw?

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    No, I require all job interviewees to be fully clothed.

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    Yes, yes I am.
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    No.

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