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    Introducing the FlashPan, the most rugged tactical frying pan and military-grade flashlight on the market. With an absurdly thin titanium ceramic coating over stamped metal technology this unit also includes a IR strobe for night time helicopter pickups or late night sauteing.
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    Crisco not included.

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    Dirty Deeds, Done Full Price
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    Tommie Copper Burrito Briefs and Tommie Copper Burrito Socks using the nano-copper weave pockets and the body's heat, your burritos are always hot.
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    Mine Camp: An escaped dictator's book about his new job, sweeping out the workers' barracks at a remote coal mining operation.

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    Transformers: As the Wick Burns: John Wick lives again when the Camaro he was given turns into the partner he never had.
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    The Great Mall: China opens its doors on the world's largest mall unknowingly on sacred grounds of the Ho-Chunk Nation of Wisconsin. This releases the angry spirit warriors of the Nation to punish the foreign intruders.
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    Archival: Benevolent aliens are here to scan and correlate all human data before the primates pull another Library of Alexandria stunt.
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    University Soldier: Medical students working on a cadaver revive a old Jean-Claude Van Damme where the only job he can get is with the college police.
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    Mikhail's Navy: A comedy set in the 1980's Russian torpedo boat fleet.

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    When Harry Mech Sally: Harry could only admit his true feelings for her after she had been turned into giant robot.
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    The Old Curiosity Shop: A Mars colonist earns extra money by exporting souvenir rover parts back to earth.

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    The Thing Where Worlds Collide: A highly dangerous but very stupid shape-shifting alien discovers it picked the wrong world to invade when just after landing another world collides with it.
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    Late Expectations: A Victorian family's Christmas is ruined because they were too poor to afford Amazon's 2-day shipping fee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    The Old Curiosity Shop: A Mars colonist earns extra money by exporting souvenir rover parts back to earth.
    I just had to Tweet this (with credit to you)
    Dip me in ink and toss me to the Poets.

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    Rawhide: zombie western
    Meat Wagon Train: cannibal family moves west
    How the West was Woked: Asian chef serial killer stalks San Francisco during the Gold Rush days.
    F Troop: undead US troops and zombie Indians are hunting those naive eastern newcomers who become food and haughter for the Fort.
    Zomro: the story of Deigo de la Vega, reanimated to avenge his unholy death while protecting his honorable name and family from the vile Spanish officials.
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    In Search of Lost Dime by Jack Benny

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    Lost Luggage in Space: When the crew of the Jupiter II opens their survival supplies locker they find suitcases full of socks, underwear, and Disney World souvenirs.

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    Something about Mary Celeste:

    "I work with pirates... one of those ones you can hook on the clothesline, and he can run back and forth and, uh, there's plenty of room for him to dig "

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    The Fax of Life: Hilarity ensues when a death row inmate's pardon is transmitted to the wrong prison.

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    The Adventures of Oz, E, and Harriet: A great and powerful wizard, a Rollerball player, and a young spy team up to fight crime on their days off.

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