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Thread: Conversation Hearts (candy) we'd like to see.

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    Cool Conversation Hearts (candy) we'd like to see.

    My Sweatheart

    OU Beatrix Kiddo
    Dip me in ink and toss me to the Poets.

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    In the sprit of the 21st century:

    Text me
    Friend me
    Google me

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    This Candy Tastes Like Chalk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    This Candy Tastes Like Chalk
    Chalk tastes better than this candy

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    Please accept this mass-produced declaration of our unique love.
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    Of course, there's always the classic "Help I'm trapped in a candy factory".
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    In memory of another post here that struck me as funny for some reason, I would suggest:

    "You {redacted} Moron!"

    It's going to be the name either for my new line of restaurants--or board games...I haven't decided which...
    Last edited by publiusr; 2014-Feb-15 at 07:36 PM.

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    That Was Not Chicken
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    Too Cheap For Jewelery
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    We're Breaking Up
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    Your dentist thanks you.

    Not a suppository.

    Can cause ocular damage when fired from a shotgun.
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    Here's to your diabetes
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