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    New definitions for old words

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    Gurgle: To steal a ventriloquist's dummy
    Hiding: A bell you can't reach
    Antelope: To run off with your mother's sister
    Disappear: To insult a Lord
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    Migraine: What a farmer calls his crop
    Pontificate: A lecture on French bridges
    Bordello: Blasť greeting
    Shellfish: A bit like a shelf
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    Frugal: A search engine for fruit
    Warthogs: Geordie clothing
    Malady: Rather like a duck
    Mystery: A bit like a man
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    Thesaurus: What the last dinosaur was called after all the others had died.
    Curious: Highly radioactive.
    Program: In favor of the metric system.
    Depart: Paintings by philosophers.

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    Beatitude: Pose adopted by an insect prior to pollination
    Collonade: A fizzy enema
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    Military: How you get Mili to hang around
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    Contact: Prisoner etiquette.
    Expert: No longer brash.
    Furnish: Green and leafy.

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    Demistifier: Retired magician
    Satellite: Burnt behind
    Marinade: Soft drink for weddings
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    Posthumous: The act of delivering Greek food by mail
    Laminated: A pregnant sheep
    Egret: An apology sent by computer
    Bicycle: Double headed corn cutter
    Coffee: Someone covered in spit
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    Ozone: Oprah Winfrey's parking space.

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    Artery: Shooting arrows at paintings
    Flatulance: Emergency vehicle that picks you up after you've been run over by a steam-roller
    Guacamole: A Mexican visitor to Toad Hall
    Propaganda: A post for one legged male geese
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    I've used this before, but it fits here too well. AND I'm never going to forgive you for antelope.

    Leotard: Somebody stupidly brave.

    Maxwell: To be completely healthy.

    Shiners: A fraternal order that contributes to charity, wears tasseled fez's and rides tiny bicycles...But only in private.

    Pigeon: When swine ruled the world.

    Forest: One more than three'est.

    Wallaby: What the floor is after you tip it on edge.
    Time wasted having fun is not time wasted - Lennon
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDon View Post
    Pigeon: When swine ruled the world.
    That one took me a second.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    NASA: A tropical island for the pocket protector crowd.

    British: Something resembling an Englishman.

    Protein: Very skilled high schooler.

    Petite: Small breasts.

    Jackass: What guys whose given name is Jock sit on.

    Armies: What people put in their sleevies.

    Cornucopia: An anti-anxiety drug made from maize.

    Ocelot: To shake almost constantly.

    Hey Clev, a little off target, but do you know the name of the reconstruction operation done on John Bobbit's privates?

    An adadictomy.
    Time wasted having fun is not time wasted - Lennon
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    Toronto: Expression used by the Lone Ranger when drunkenly addressing his colleague
    Snuff Box: A coffin
    Circumspect: The point of view of a Rabbi
    Rapscallion: A funky spring onion
    Lymph: To walk with a lisp
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    Premature: Any movie made before 1939.

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    Babbling: Jewelry for infants.

    Shih Tzu: Oh never mind...

    Condor: Escape tunnel from a prison.

    Chicken: To feminize someone.

    Rooster: Someone who wrangles large Australian marsupials.

    Scorpion: A peasant who keeps track of points.
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    With Captain Swoop still firmly in the lead...
    Time wasted having fun is not time wasted - Lennon
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    Pedant: an ant you can walk on.
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    Renegade: A device for blowing up anagram enthusiasts
    Dossier: A French Hobo
    Arsenic: I've just sat on a razor blade
    Vanish: Rather like a van
    Wolverine: A product for cleaning wolves
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    Foxtrot: To dance around the truth during a newscast.

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    Pluralism: Appending an S to.someone else's word while playing Scrabble.

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    Passive: Having no one lined up in the backfield.

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    Insect: Belonging to a religious group.

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    polycarbonate

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    sicut vis videre esto
    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
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    Disguise: What feminists often do.

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    Portly: Shaped like a harbour
    Pandemonium: Black and white musical instrument
    Direct: Ruined by a Welshman
    Algebra: A brassiere made of kelp
    Leprechaun: A variety of wheat whose ears fall off
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    Retirement: Replacing tires on cars.
    Entertainment: Go in and be confined.

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    Botany: Purchased the rights to a discontinued comic strip.

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    Electron: President Reagan's campaign slogan.

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