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    Benefit: A bad reaction to amphetamine.

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    Banquet: An entertaining loan officer.

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    Massacre: A large Catholic church.

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    Encounter: Member of a Scrabble tile inventory team.

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    Tangerine: Inhabitant of northern Morocco.

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    Giggle: Very small music event
    Henna: Like a hen, but even more so
    Curator: Someone who assesses billiards equipment
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    Decay: Correct common misspelling of a feline pet.

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    Patrol: Someone who keeps posting about the Superbowl winners long after anyone else wants to read about them.

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    Armor: What people do on Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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    Cribbage: Too young to sleep in regular bed.

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    Demarcation: Germany's switch to using the Euro.

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    Impeach: To throw fruit at government officials in Georgia.

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    Mission: Atomic beauty pageant winner.

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    Ransom: A short amount of exercise
    Forbidden: Not allowed to go to an auction
    Mosquito: A fly that lives in Muslim churches
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    Cashew: Footwear with a secret compartment for hiding money.

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    Parish: About average.

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    Senile: Vacation in Egypt.

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    Remittance: Nomination of same Republican presidential candidate as last time.

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    Tenacious: Having a high opinion of ones own desirability.

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    Pragmatic: Acting as if in the Czech Republic

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    Inoperable: Can't sing.

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    penal- Completely obsessed with the size of ones...writing implements.

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    Overbearing: A flight from Alaska to Russia.

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    Prediction: The sounds young children make.

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    sicut vis videre esto
    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
    Originally Posted by Ken G

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    Mistake: Become a vegetarian.

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    Byzantine: A Turkish high school student.

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    Antidisestablishmentarianism: A random group of syllables assembled souly to confound spelling bee participants.

    Roanoke : A brownish red tree.

    Rainbow: A specialized hunting device for bad weather.

    Palamino: A much friendlier gambling establishment.

    Carcass: To check an automobile for valuables to steal.

    Boondocks: Where ol' Daniel used to pull his boat up.

    *******: A moron who spends way too much time fishing.

    Dynamic: An Irish suicide bomber.

    Telescope: Long range mouthwash.

    Mantis: Masculine neckwear.

    Possum: What things *could* add up to.

    Denmark: What you get from intruding on a sleeping bear.

    Casement: A lower floor where law firms keep their archives.

    Poodle: A very unappetizing Danish pastry.

    Seagull: Bird watching on the beach.

    Asperger's: Ground meat patties made from donkeys.

    Mastectomy: To remove the propulsion system of sailing ships.

    Glacier: Having more windows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDon View Post
    Poodle: A very unappetizing Danish pastry.


    They were all great but this one had me laughing out loud.

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    Trampoline: Cleansing fluid for tramps
    Dilate: Live long
    Granary: Old folks' home
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