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When you're The One, even the drunken spectators become quiet when you pick up your bowling ball.

2. Problems with the police are common when the crime victim points at you and says: "isn't he the One?" and then you are arrested.

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Isn't that better than when someone points to your corpse and asks "wasn't he the one?"

4. Being confused of being the Real Thing or the Big Kahuna or The Man is something that being the One you have to get use to.

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It's nice to be The One in grade school arithmetic because you get carried a lot.

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The pins in a set of bowling pins take turns being The One.

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When a football team wins then the quarterback is The One. When it loses, the head coach is The One.

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In BASIC, CHR\$(49) is the "1"

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On old typewriters, there was no 1. The lower case L was used as the one.

10. No U.S. football team has ever finished a game with exactly 1 point on the scoreboard. The only way you could conceivably do that would be to block an opponent’s extra point and run it back the length of the field but goof up at the last moment and cause a safety, for which you get one point instead of two. So you could lose a game by a 6-1 score.

However, in Canadian football, it’s relatively common, because a team can score one point on a kick into the end zone that isn’treturned. So, you could lose 32-1 or something like that.

11. Originally Posted by Chuck
On old typewriters, there was no 1. The lower case L was used as the one.

12. Originally Posted by Roger E. Moore
Me too. When I got a newer model with the "!/1" key, it was disorienting.

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And the exclamation mark was apostrophe, backspace, period.

14. Originally Posted by Chuck
And the exclamation mark was apostrophe, backspace, period.
I think that if you held down the shift key* while typing, you could overstrike that space without backing up.
No way to check it now!

*Or maybe it was BACKSPACE that you held down. Doesn't matter any more.
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15. I wonder if writers used fewer exclamation marks when it wasn't so easy to make one?

16. Being The One is still better than being number two.

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If honor and glory are more important than surviving the war then nothing beats being The One to hit the beach first.

18. You're still havin' fun,
and you're still The One!

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Originally Posted by DonM435
I think that if you held down the shift key* while typing, you could overstrike that space without backing up.
No way to check it now!

*Or maybe it was BACKSPACE that you held down. Doesn't matter any more.
I think it was the space bar.

20. Originally Posted by Chuck
I think it was the space bar.
I'd love to drink at a Space Bar.

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No sneeze guard over the space bar.

22. The One is a Prime number, Optimus.

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When time travelers discover the truth about George Washington, whose picture will they put on The One?

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