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  1. #31
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    When you're The One, even the drunken spectators become quiet when you pick up your bowling ball.

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    Problems with the police are common when the crime victim points at you and says: "isn't he the One?" and then you are arrested.
    Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy

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    Isn't that better than when someone points to your corpse and asks "wasn't he the one?"

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    Being confused of being the Real Thing or the Big Kahuna or The Man is something that being the One you have to get use to.
    Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy

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    It's nice to be The One in grade school arithmetic because you get carried a lot.

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    The pins in a set of bowling pins take turns being The One.

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    When a football team wins then the quarterback is The One. When it loses, the head coach is The One.

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