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  1. #31
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    Why did the chicken cross Seaworld?

    To get to the otter side.

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    I got a great mark in my Cheerleading exam. I just went into the hall and chanted: "Give me an 'A'......"

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    I guess The Old Man and the C didn't do as well.

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    When I was six years old, I shot my friend with a potato gun.
    He's never forgiven me. He's still got a Chip on his Shoulder.
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    What's the story with hedgehogs? Why can't they just share the hedge?

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    Why did the chicken cross the cow pasture?

    To get to the udder side.

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    these jokes are udderly silly.
    ...I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.
    You cannot run away from the truth, the world is not big enough. DI Jack Frost
    Don't Panic THGTTG
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    Quote Originally Posted by astrotimer View Post
    these jokes are udderly silly.
    And yet we just keep milking them.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

  9. #39
    doesn't it just cheese you off.
    ...I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.
    You cannot run away from the truth, the world is not big enough. DI Jack Frost
    Don't Panic THGTTG
    Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Einstein
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  10. #40
    At least we won't get board.
    ...I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.
    You cannot run away from the truth, the world is not big enough. DI Jack Frost
    Don't Panic THGTTG
    Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Einstein
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  11. #41
    A monkey was arrested at the zoo after throwing flaming feces.
    He was charge with causing turd degree burns.
    (thank you Colin Mochorie and Whose line is t anyway?)
    ...I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.
    You cannot run away from the truth, the world is not big enough. DI Jack Frost
    Don't Panic THGTTG
    Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Einstein
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    Why did the chicken cross the Dnieper?

    To get to the Chicken Kiev bird sanctuary on the other side.

  13. #43
    A math teacher was walking thru an airport with a ruler, protractor and a compass.
    He was arrested having weapons of math instruction.
    ...I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.
    You cannot run away from the truth, the world is not big enough. DI Jack Frost
    Don't Panic THGTTG
    Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Einstein
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