Based on this thread: “Black holes are where God divided by zero.”
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Based on this thread: “Black holes are where God divided by zero.”
Fill in your own ending
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Black holes are where God keeps his keys.
Black holes are where socks go when they disappear from your dryer.
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Black holes are where information and extra cash is destroyed and preserved in someone's pocket other than yours.
Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy
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Black Holes are where someone coughed, burped, hiccuped, sneezed, and broke wind all at the same time.
This happened to one good 'ole boy. Due to lack of air pressure, he collapsed in on himself and formed a singularity.
He imploded so violently that it tore off the bumper from his pick-em up truck. There is still an air pocket on Hi-Way 79 where the beer cans circle.
Every once in awhile, I see two men jump out of it--one has big sideburns--the other a turtleneck sweater. 'Swore I've seen them before...
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God had to erase so many times that he ripped the paper.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
"It is the duty of the writers to seduce me into suspending my disbelief!" Paul Beardsley
Honored Member10mm sockets finally go when they are tired of being lost under exhaust manifolds or in small boat bilges. Many of us (who contribute to "What???!' magazine) believe that there is a black hole siren that calls to every 10mm socket, and somewhere, in BH land, is a vast sea of sockets dancing peacefully with their individual sirens, content until the end of days.
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...where hyper-elephants go to die.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
"It is the duty of the writers to seduce me into suspending my disbelief!" Paul Beardsley
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Black holes are burnt toast covered with jalapeno marmalade.
Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy
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Black holes are unmapped openings in spacetime where the Universe was left incomplete (they only had seven days, you know.)
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
"It is the duty of the writers to seduce me into suspending my disbelief!" Paul Beardsley
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It's where they have debates after which the losers admit defeat.
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+1Originally Posted by Chuck
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
"It is the duty of the writers to seduce me into suspending my disbelief!" Paul Beardsley
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Black holes are where naughty matter goes for a time out.
Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy
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...Where cosmic rabbits quantum tunnel into Wonderland. They're late because of all the relativistic hopping they do.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
"It is the duty of the writers to seduce me into suspending my disbelief!" Paul Beardsley
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Black holes are where your time goes!
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My brain goes after 11:00 p.m.
Dip me in ink and toss me to the Poets.
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Black holes are darker than light holes.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
"It is the duty of the writers to seduce me into suspending my disbelief!" Paul Beardsley
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Black holes are where the child put your missing fork in the electrical outlet.
Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy
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Black holes are where you can play hide-n-seek forever.
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Black Mass Matters or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Black Hole
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Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy
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Black holes are where early astrophysicists ran out of slide rule.
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Black holes are where my social life and sleep patterns go when studying full time at university.
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Black holes are where information is destroyed, and replaced by half-baked speculation.
Grant Hutchison
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Black holes are where characters in science fiction novels go when their authors won't admit that they're really writing fantasy.
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