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    Black holes are where....

    Based on this thread: “Black holes are where God divided by zero.”

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    Black holes are where God keeps his keys.

    Black holes are where socks go when they disappear from your dryer.
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    Black holes are where information and extra cash is destroyed and preserved in someone's pocket other than yours.
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    Black Holes are where someone coughed, burped, hiccuped, sneezed, and broke wind all at the same time.

    This happened to one good 'ole boy. Due to lack of air pressure, he collapsed in on himself and formed a singularity.

    He imploded so violently that it tore off the bumper from his pick-em up truck. There is still an air pocket on Hi-Way 79 where the beer cans circle.

    Every once in awhile, I see two men jump out of it--one has big sideburns--the other a turtleneck sweater. 'Swore I've seen them before...

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    God had to erase so many times that he ripped the paper.
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    10mm sockets finally go when they are tired of being lost under exhaust manifolds or in small boat bilges. Many of us (who contribute to "What???!' magazine) believe that there is a black hole siren that calls to every 10mm socket, and somewhere, in BH land, is a vast sea of sockets dancing peacefully with their individual sirens, content until the end of days.

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    ...where hyper-elephants go to die.
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    Black holes are burnt toast covered with jalapeno marmalade.
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    Black holes are unmapped openings in spacetime where the Universe was left incomplete (they only had seven days, you know.)
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    It's where they have debates after which the losers admit defeat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    It's where they have debates after which the losers admit defeat.
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    Black holes are where naughty matter goes for a time out.
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    ...Where cosmic rabbits quantum tunnel into Wonderland. They're late because of all the relativistic hopping they do.
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    Black holes are where your time goes!

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    Black holes are darker than light holes.
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    Black holes are where the child put your missing fork in the electrical outlet.
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    Black holes are where you can play hide-n-seek forever.
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    Black Mass Matters or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Black Hole
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    Black holes are where early astrophysicists ran out of slide rule.

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    Black holes are where my social life and sleep patterns go when studying full time at university.

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    Black holes are where information is destroyed, and replaced by half-baked speculation.

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    Black holes are where characters in science fiction novels go when their authors won't admit that they're really writing fantasy.

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