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Thread: My Plan for World Domination: Phase One

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    I'm more of a dictator than an emperor. I just haven't gotten around to issuing any orders yet.
    Revolt! I call revolt.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    You might have a hard time gaining support to overthrow someone that nobody's ever heard of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    You might have a hard time gaining support to overthrow someone that nobody's ever heard of.
    Nah, these days it's easy to raise a revolt. Everyone's so on edge, there's sure to be someone who dislikes you enough to take up arms, no matter who you are or what you do.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    In that case, I resign.

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    I cannot in conscience accept your resignation, you have not completed dictation yet.
    sicut vis videre esto
    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    In that case, I resign.
    You've made the right decision.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    Of all of my roommates, only Napoleon disputes my claim of world domination.

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    Really? It will work, isnot it?

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    Right after my competency hearing, I'm appointing Jessica as commander of my first infantry division.

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    Actually, I've dominated The World for years, but unfortunately, The World knows the safe word, and has used it frequently.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    I remember conquering the world back in the 1970's. Or maybe that was a game of Risk. It's hard to remember every detail from that long ago.

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