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    Quote Originally Posted by Solfe View Post
    I wish I had a link, but a Buffalo man was in a car chase with police and managed to escape on foot. They tracked him down. He was hiding in a closet of a woman who had an order of protection against him. ...
    That actually makes sense. "They'll never expect me to hide here."
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    I'm not sure if this person qualifies as a criminal because they have not been arrested, but...

    People used a snowday in Kentucky to build a 9 foot snow man. For whatever reason, they used a tree stump as the base and covered it with snow. Some Grinch tried to run it over in a truck. Didn't work because of the tree stump.
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    Thumpety thump thump!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solfe View Post
    I'm not sure if this person qualifies as a criminal because they have not been arrested, but...

    People used a snowday in Kentucky to build a 9 foot snow man. For whatever reason, they used a tree stump as the base and covered it with snow. Some Grinch tried to run it over in a truck. Didn't work because of the tree stump.
    I saw that on CNN this morning. The snowman makers said they built it around the tree stump for stability (it was a very large snowman).
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    Guy tries to rob a woman, who turns out to be a UFC fighter.

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    A man allegedly tried to steal a woman's cellphone over the weekend, but quickly learned that he chose the wrong person. UFC fighter Polyana Viana, who was waiting for an Uber outside her Rio de Janeiro apartment, reportedly punched and kicked him until police arrived to arrest him. UFC president Dana White tweeted the news with a picture of the bloodied man's face.
    Bad decision.
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    No so dumb, but weird. A woman breaks into homes to pet dogs and wash dishes. Apparently, we've done it all and have to invent new crime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solfe View Post
    Apparently, we've done it all and have to invent new crime.
    The old ones seem to be enjoying a Renaissance, though.
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    Let's remember that some crooks are dumb and some are much smarter. In the end most get apprehended, if the crime warrants enough interest for the officials.

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