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    Honest tea is the best policy.

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    Waaayyy better than fibbing coffee...

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    What do cows think when they see butter commercials?
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    When I grow up, I want to be a PUH-sy-KY-uh-trist.
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    "Yes, Father, I shall become... a broken window."
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    Luke. I am your father.

    Nooooo!

    Luke. Leia is your twin sister.

    Nooooo!

    Luke. Obi-Wan Kenobi is allergic to french fries.

    Nooooo!

    Etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    "Yes, Father, I shall become... a broken window."
    Nana nana nana nana GLASS MAN!
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    "Better put chains on that canoe if the river is icing up"
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    meow meow meow meow

    meow meow meow meow

    meow meow meow meow

    ("The Meow Mix Song")
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    Turkeys hate it when someone asked them if they are getting a Christmas tree this year.
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    I am not an efficient use of space.
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    "Good morning kind sir", said Mr. Three-Toed Sloth as he ambled down Mashed Potato Lane, past the Blug-Blug trees, off to visit kind Mrs. Pollygumption, for another treatment for his "nerves".
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    I never could dance because of having two left feet but it was having two left arms, ears, and eyes that stopped me from finding true love.
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    We can fly if we've got an airplane wrapped around us, anyway!
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    Is this burrito suppose to glow?
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    Weed holed diss toots two bee shelf even dents, dat awl mint hour greed ated E-quill.
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    Damn mew damn mew. ancient Egyptian cat curse.
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    As god is my witness, I'll never eat Pop Tarts again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    As god is my witness, I'll never eat Pop Tarts again!


    That's okay, I'll eat what you don't (toasted and buttered).
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    "round and round, and round it goes; where it stops, nobody knows" (Steve Miller Band). I just made the mistake of clicking on Yahoo.
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    "and I whispered the word pie and everything changed."
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    "But what of Todd?"

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    "Cesar, there is a John Wick here to see you about hitting his dog."
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    Yeah, but it's a dry aardvark!
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    Wassup, my prairie home companions?
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    Someone should have mentioned that the secret Nazi moon base doesn't have free Wi-Fi before I made a reservation!
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    Oh, freddled gruntbuggly!
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    Who gave that meerkat an assault rifle?
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    The spammers are still the grand champions of this game. I just killed this one:

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