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Thread: Leave a random silly sentence!

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    It is three fourty PM and I don't know where my lobster is.

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    I get by with a little helium in a shot glass.

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    I heard a guy burping in El Salvador.
    (Of course, it was over the telephone.)

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    Now is the winter of our discount tent.

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    Now is the winter of our discount tent.

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    .....he repeated......... making a pitch........

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    Dont trifle with me custard!

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    Burn every stopwatch's cow except mine!

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    Writing poems is lots of fun,
    "And then", "However", "Again" say some,
    Yet most of all are rhythm and rhyme,
    But how and why with space and time,
    No one knows for sure, it's true,
    But I don't care, so why should you?

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    Your monkey stole my drink!

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    I'm still waiting for my monkey to type out Hamlet.

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    Movie sequels are like nuclear energy.

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    Step on no pets ... reads the same backwards!

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    Be kind and considerate and helpful to your
    enemy.

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    The most important component of a Formula 1
    racing car, is the nut the holds the steering wheel.

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    My teeth itch...

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    There's a big pane in my window.
    (ref ... Captain Beefheart)

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    I have a headache, two or three inches above my head

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    Volume goes up, apple cores go down.

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    Elvis is alive and well, and lives in my garden shed.... with Bill & Ben.

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    network your towels
    Formerly Frog march..............

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    I ate a sundae with hot dog in the middle of the North Sea.

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    If we eat Mars bars on Earth, do they eat Earth bars on Mars?

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    It's raining decimal points!

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    the weather has fractionally improved..

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    Penguins wear tuxedos to the Purple Primrose Prom.

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    I can see for kilometers and kilometers on my octagonal hectare of land.

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    *waves to moderators*

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    Banannas, while educational, contain dangerously high levels of imported chlorides.

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    if you turn this sentence around in the fourth dimension, you get a recipe for Polish marmalade.
    Formerly Frog march..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frog march View Post
    if you turn this sentence around in the fourth dimension, you get a recipe for Polish marmalade.



    Delicious!!!

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