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Thread: Leave a random silly sentence!

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    The sphagetti tree grew garlic-bread leaves.

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    Elvis is 73 today.

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    It is presently 13 o'clock.
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
    Every mission makes our dreams reality
    And our destiny begins with you and me
    Through all space and time, the achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea of discovery, on heroes’ wings we fly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarongsong View Post
    Elvis is 73 today.

    I know, theres a party in my shed!

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    a wig was driving down the road when a police car pulls it over. The policeman asked it to blow into something and handed it a trumpet; and that is how the band The Green Onion Rapture Band started.
    Formerly Frog march..............

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    Pink seashells on sandy beaches with ribbons of frosting and dashes of nonpariels all around.

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    ToSeek is logged off.
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
    Every mission makes our dreams reality
    And our destiny begins with you and me
    Through all space and time, the achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea of discovery, on heroes’ wings we fly!

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    the moon is 70% chedder & 30% edam.

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    If "c" was next to "d" on the keyboard, you could type "XKCD" by only moving your finger one key over.
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
    Every mission makes our dreams reality
    And our destiny begins with you and me
    Through all space and time, the achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea of discovery, on heroes’ wings we fly!

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    Your cloths would fade very quickly on Venus.

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    Go-go dancing on the merry-go-round caused acute vertigo, relieved by taking LSD and tripping over into The Looking Glass.

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    Bullseye was only the stage name of Bill Sykes dog, his real name was Colin.

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    Everything is purple, except the stuff that isn't.
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
    Every mission makes our dreams reality
    And our destiny begins with you and me
    Through all space and time, the achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea of discovery, on heroes’ wings we fly!

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    You can say that again said the blind man to the deaf mute while both sat in the darken room.

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    Did'ja hear Britney Spears is getting back together again?

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    My hovercraft is full of eels.

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    All my eels have gone off in a hovercraft!

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    Hear hear, said the deaf man, I see, said the blind man.

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    I saw a C in the sea once, but it wasn't spelled correctly.

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    I have a small spiral Galaxy in my left ear.

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    My favorite delusion is waking up every day.

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    some people delude them selves into thinking they wake up every day......

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    The blue and purple carnival horses on their poles go undulating past billowing gray thunderheads crackling with lightning and raining popcorn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadme View Post
    The blue and purple carnival horses on their poles go undulating past billowing gray thunderheads crackling with lightning and raining popcorn...


    where do you get your special mushrooms from??

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    Quote Originally Posted by torque of the town View Post
    where do you get your special mushrooms from??
    I'm that good, huh? I'll never tell

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    the stairs case goes up and down but they don't move!
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    my mouse is almost smashed and it doesn't even drink!!!!!

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    my chair has legs but can't walk!
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    my table has the same trouble, they must be related.

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    There are ants in the ointment and my pants have an appointment.

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