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Roy Batty
2004-Sep-04, 08:35 PM
Noting
that there seem to be many X v Y posts here lately...
and
Being a 'Men Behaving Badly' fan
and
Visting 'Nation States' too often..

Answer the poll :)

(please note, this is a joke PETA members need not enter 8)

Humphrey
2004-Sep-04, 08:44 PM
whats a stoat?

Normandy6644
2004-Sep-04, 09:58 PM
whats a stoat?

I was wondering that one too...

Roy Batty
2004-Sep-04, 10:27 PM
And I thought you were joking.. I should of said Weasel maybe, sorry :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoat
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stoat
8)

Sever
2004-Sep-04, 10:54 PM
Visting 'Nation States' too often..


Me too...

Tobin Dax
2004-Sep-04, 11:36 PM
No, no, no, it's Moose & Squirrel. :D

The Supreme Canuck
2004-Sep-04, 11:57 PM
Whichever side the badger is on will win. Those things are mean!

Humphrey
2004-Sep-05, 12:00 AM
Where does the pengin and Trutle fit in?

The Supreme Canuck
2004-Sep-05, 12:01 AM
What type of turtle? Snapping?

Roy Batty
2004-Sep-05, 12:07 AM
Where does the pengin and Trutle fit in?
I think they both must be cloned mutations? :wink: 8)

Roy Batty
2004-Sep-05, 12:09 AM
Whichever side the badger is on will win. Those things are mean!
That got my vote too! 8)

Dgennero
2004-Sep-05, 12:13 AM
I'd be more sure if it were fox&badger vs. stoat&squirrel ;)

AZgazer
2004-Sep-05, 01:31 AM
Whichever side the badger is on will win. Those things are mean!
That got my vote too! 8)

Me three.

Badger > all of them > Squirrel. Easy choice. :wink:

Waarthog
2004-Sep-05, 03:22 AM
Are you looking to name your pub? :D

aurora
2004-Sep-05, 03:42 AM
Badgers are basically bowling balls with claws and teeth. For anyone in Oz, think of a wombat in a really bad mood. Stoats.. anything in the weasel family is fast and deadly.

The fox and the squirrel are both clever animals, and they would both be smart enough to run away really fast.

Mainframes
2004-Sep-05, 10:59 AM
Badgers are hard as nails! Example being one that was hit by a mates car, promptly stuck two fingers up at him and walked off down the road, leaving my friend with a 800 bill for a new air conditioning unit and bumper!

Crazieman
2004-Sep-05, 11:23 AM
Badgers and mushrooms =)

N C More
2004-Sep-05, 01:01 PM
Badgers and mushrooms =)

Doesn't it go something like this, "badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom, mushroom, snake, snake" ? Next time could we put a snake in the poll?

Paul Beardsley
2004-Sep-05, 01:05 PM
I used to confuse stoats and weasels, until someone pointed out that one is weasily recognised whereas the other is stoatally different.

Roy Batty
2004-Sep-05, 01:33 PM
Groan! :)
What have I stoated?



Badgers and mushrooms =)

Doesn't it go something like this, "badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom, mushroom, snake, snake" ? Next time could we put a snake in the poll?

'Sniggle snake! Oh little snake!' (I think, I'm not playing it again!) Next time I will Adder it in 8)

frogesque
2004-Sep-05, 11:16 PM
Refuse to be drawn on the snake!

Badgers, squirrels, foxes and stoats can all live in the same habitat and have their own survival mechanisims. Badgers are essentially nocturnal; eat worms, beatles and roots. Foxes are omniverous and indiscrimate killers given the chance in a chicken run. Stoats are fast, intellegent and will prey on small rodents whilst squirrels are agile daytime feeders on the ground and in the trees they are second only to birds.

It's not really a contest, each have their own niche.

Roy Batty
2004-Sep-07, 12:11 AM
Refuse to be drawn on the snake!

Badgers, squirrels, foxes and stoats can all live in the same habitat and have their own survival mechanisims. Badgers are essentially nocturnal; eat worms, beatles and roots. Foxes are omniverous and indiscrimate killers given the chance in a chicken run. Stoats are fast, intellegent and will prey on small rodents whilst squirrels are agile daytime feeders on the ground and in the trees they are second only to birds.

It's not really a contest, each have their own niche.

And on that bombshell, here endeth my 1st (& v.silly) poll.
The Badgers have it, not that there was any real contest :D
Out of all of them I see Foxes the most frequently (live near a surburban railway line)... but that's still better than dead people 8)

weatherc
2004-Sep-07, 01:38 AM
I'm not sure who would win, but I know this:

Whoever wins, we lose.

Moose
2004-Sep-07, 01:42 AM
If a stoat is a weasel, and it's teamed up with a badger, they're more than a match for the fox.

The fox'll likely try to eat the squirrel anyway, so it'll end up being a two-on-one or even a three-on-one depending on how aggressive the badger's feeling at that moment.