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Captain Kidd
2004-Oct-18, 07:26 PM
Beer + disaster flick = burnt double wide (http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/3826496/detail.html)


...after watching the special-effects extravaganza depicting deadly natural disasters caused by global warming, he decided to set fire to pillows on his bed.

Oh, this gets even better, Cordele, Ga is in Crisp county. :-#

Rue
2004-Oct-18, 07:30 PM
Must be all the subliminal messages in that movie.

R.A.F.
2004-Oct-18, 08:56 PM
'Day After Tomorrow,' Plus 9 Or 10 Beers, Led To Fire, Georgia Man Says...

9 or 10 beers alone usually leads to trouble. :lol:

Swift
2004-Oct-18, 09:01 PM
Evolution in action. Just hope he hasn't breed yet. :wink:

Just think what he might have done if he had been watching other movies....

- Jaws (flooded his house, purchased big fish)
- Airport (crashed airplane into house)
- Earthquake (very big speakers)
- The Blues Brothers (driven to Chicago)
- Harry Potter (jump off the roof on a broom)
8-[

Humphrey
2004-Oct-18, 09:07 PM
Armageddon: -dropped a boulder on his head
Core: jumped into the grand canyon without a chute.

kucharek
2004-Oct-18, 09:16 PM
Titanic: Going to cross the Atlantic in an inflatable
Batman: Jumping from the rooftop with a cape
Mary Poppins: Dito, with an umbrella
2001: Butchering the PC
Aliens: Butchering the cat/dog
Blade Runner: Butchering the neighbour

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2004-Oct-18, 09:28 PM
Titanic: Going to cross the Atlantic in an inflatable
Batman: Jumping from the rooftop with a cape
Mary Poppins: Dito, with an umbrella
2001: Butchering the PC
Aliens: Butchering the cat/dog
Blade Runner: Butchering the neighbour

Dogma: Butchering the Bartender

Normandy6644
2004-Oct-18, 09:43 PM
Dogma: Butchering the Bartender

Or Desperado. :D

The Supreme Canuck
2004-Oct-18, 09:45 PM
Star Wars Episode II: Butchering a movie.

Swift
2004-Oct-18, 10:20 PM
MST3K: Butchering a movie (but in a good way)

Gullible Jones
2004-Oct-18, 10:51 PM
PC? Nay, for this genius it would have been a Mac! :P

AGN Fuel
2004-Oct-19, 12:31 AM
Adams allegedly told deputies that after watching the special-effects extravaganza depicting deadly natural disasters caused by global warming, he decided to set fire to pillows on his bed.

What a hothead....

Rich
2004-Oct-22, 09:13 AM
MST3K: Butchering a movie (but in a good way)

Shouldn't that be:

MST3K: Butchering a turkey of a movie.

???

=D> I for one applaud my own bad pun and encourage all others to do the same.

Sorry, at 5am after a long night shift the brains starts to get a little melty in the squishy bits... forgive me my pomposity.... AND TREMBLE IN TERROR!!!!!!

See, why do I find that so funny when sleep depraved (hehehe)? I better stop now before I start maniacal giggling and draw the attention of my co-workers. Then again, they all look like I feel... wonder if they would even notice... ?

TriangleMan
2004-Oct-22, 11:12 AM
Just think what he might have done if he had been watching other movies....

The Thing . . . set fire to his neighbours
Blair Witch Project . . . run wildly through the woods arguing with himself
Wizard of Oz . . . throw a bucket of water on himself then hit himself in the head with a dollhouse
Battlefield Earth . . . die of boredom

Humphrey
2004-Oct-22, 12:11 PM
[quote=Swift]

Battlefield Earth . . . die of boredom

No, No, No... Thats:
-break into a military base, steal a Harrier and die when he realizes there is no freaking way he would know how to fly it.

Jurassic Park-jump into the zoo's lion exibit and pretend to be a Raptor.
Batman- Jump off a roof holding a towel behind him.

mickal555
2004-Oct-22, 12:39 PM
The core: jump inside a volcano?

Humphrey
2004-Oct-22, 12:54 PM
Star Trek- Wear a red shirt and jump into a military fireing range.
Star Wars- Wear white armor and jump into a Military fireing range.

kucharek
2004-Oct-22, 01:09 PM
Star Trek- Wear a red shirt and jump into a military fireing range.
Star Wars- Wear white armor and jump into a Military fireing range.

Rambo - Wear nothing and jump into a Military fireing range.

Humphrey
2004-Oct-22, 02:01 PM
I thought he always wore a head band.

gethen
2004-Oct-22, 03:29 PM
I thought he always wore a head band.
And a shirt--at least for the first five minutes of the movie.

wackywizjr
2004-Oct-22, 03:31 PM
Alice in Wonderland: Follow the white rabbit.
Harvey: Follow the white rabbit.
The Matrix: Follow the white rabbit.

Hmmmm... I detect a pattern here.

Swift
2004-Oct-22, 06:01 PM
Alice in Wonderland: Follow the white rabbit.
Harvey: Follow the white rabbit.
The Matrix: Follow the white rabbit.

Hmmmm... I detect a pattern here.
Warner Brothers cartoon: Follow the grey (wascally) rabbit

darkhunter
2004-Oct-22, 06:36 PM
Alice in Wonderland: Follow the white rabbit.
Harvey: Follow the white rabbit.
The Matrix: Follow the white rabbit.

Hmmmm... I detect a pattern here.

"Allow me to indroduce you to a very dear freind of mine..."

Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail Run away from the white rabbit...

edit spelling

Swift
2004-Oct-22, 09:34 PM
Alice in Wonderland: Follow the white rabbit.
Harvey: Follow the white rabbit.
The Matrix: Follow the white rabbit.

Hmmmm... I detect a pattern here.

"Allow me to indroduce you to a very dear freind of mine..."

Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail Run away from the white rabbit...

Or even worse, he might have gone on a quest or planted a shrubbery

darkhunter
2004-Oct-23, 08:03 AM
Alice in Wonderland: Follow the white rabbit.
Harvey: Follow the white rabbit.
The Matrix: Follow the white rabbit.

Hmmmm... I detect a pattern here.

"Allow me to indroduce you to a very dear freind of mine..."

Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail Run away from the white rabbit...

Or even worse, he might have gone on a quest or planted a shrubbery

Or try to chop down the largest tree in the forest with.....a herring :o

Captain Kidd
2004-Oct-23, 01:06 PM
Alice in Wonderland: Follow the white rabbit.
Harvey: Follow the white rabbit.
The Matrix: Follow the white rabbit.

Hmmmm... I detect a pattern here.

"Allow me to indroduce you to a very dear freind of mine..."

Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail Run away from the white rabbit...

Or even worse, he might have gone on a quest or planted a shrubbery

Or try to chop down the largest tree in the forest with.....a herring :oOr blown himself up with a grenade.
Or start ranting about swallows.

Not to be a pick-a-nit, but it's Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

CTM VT 2K
2004-Oct-24, 07:36 AM
Slightly O/T - but it is about The Day After Tomorrow.

My neighbor just watched the movie on DVD. He really enjoyed it. I asked him if it was good despite the bad science.

"Oh, there's no bad science, just natural events that happened." ](*,) :roll: :o

It is very difficult to keep a straight face in the face of such a statement.

mickal555
2004-Oct-24, 08:07 AM
Well,
in your friends defence the day after tommow.had um... can somone help me out. I'll bet there was somthing they got right

edited I put in the wrong movie :o

Humphrey
2004-Oct-24, 06:47 PM
Well,
in your friends defence the core .had um... can somone help me out. I'll bet there was somthing they got right

-The eartyh was round, it spun, the sun shone, and people breathed.

Swift
2004-Oct-24, 10:50 PM
Slightly O/T - but it is about The Day After Tomorrow.

My neighbor just watched the movie on DVD. He really enjoyed it. I asked him if it was good despite the bad science.

"Oh, there's no bad science, just natural events that happened." ](*,) :roll: :o

It is very difficult to keep a straight face in the face of such a statement.
My bold and underline.
Did your neighbor actually say "events that happened"? :o
Does he actually think this happened. Sure, don't you all remember when the Earth froze up and New York was destroyed. It was in all the papers. #-o

CTM VT 2K
2004-Oct-25, 05:56 AM
Did your neighbor actually say "events that happened"? :o
Does he actually think this happened. Sure, don't you all remember when the Earth froze up and New York was destroyed. It was in all the papers. #-o

He did say "events that happened" but it was in the context of having happened in the movie, not in reality. Still, I had to use most of my strength to prevent myself from laughing in his face.

[playing along]
You know, I always wondered what happened while I was in College... I was a little too absorbed in my studies to pay any attention to the outside world. What year was it when the Earth was destroyed and I failed to notice?
[/playing along]