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snowcelt
2004-Oct-28, 08:45 PM
A week or two ago the local paper had an article about a couple of guys who were abducted for a few hours by aliens. Apparently they were driving down the highway and the usual red blinking lights and then an awful ordeal. One of the abductees, a bull rider, said that after his ordeal it felt like he had been riding bulls all night long. I can only assume that he was a victim of the evil backside prober's from Tau Ceti lV.

Anyways, for the last week there has been a running argument in the letters to the editor by believers and septics about UFOs. I had a laugh when one believer said that "reporters should take this more seriously instead of trying to debunk it." This guy is from the Alberta UFO Study Group. I guess this means that if you try to debunk something you are not taking it seriously.

Candy
2004-Oct-28, 09:11 PM
July 2000 (http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/uabduct.htm)

James (he's keeping his last name to himself) is a 40-something resident of a town not far from St. Paul, site of this weekend's UFO 2000 conference of paranormal studies.
October 2004 (http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/EdmontonSun/News/2004/10/14/pf-668285.html)

Conference will be out of this world

UFOs on the agenda Saturday at U of A This article cost $10. :roll:

Do these abductions happen a lot around the time of the annual UFO conference? 8-[

paulie jay
2004-Oct-28, 11:07 PM
Verrrry convenient!


I suppose by "...taking this more seriously..." the guy from Alberta means "just believe anything you hear".

Humphrey
2004-Oct-28, 11:36 PM
Alien abdcutions, How to prevent (http://web.archive.org/web/20040226115331/http://abductions-alien.com/) *
*Note: wayback machine since the site seems to of dissapeared.



From the site: - Emergency Anti-Abduction Procedures -
Do not question why or how, just do them! You may be able to stop further abduction!
Don't argue! Just do as many of these as you can! ...

* Leave bright light on; in your room, hallway, and other rooms where Children or others sleep. Or everybody sleep in same room. If you have a UPS (Uninterruptable Power Supply) for use with computers, plug the lamp into that. (In case abductions include power disruption)
* Hurry and buy or rustle up fast, before tonight, some kind of warning buzzer that will alarm you if the power goes off.
* If you have floor fans and/or table fans, bring them into your room and turn them all on, air-stream directed away from you of course. It would be great if one or more fan could be plugged into a UPS.
* Keep a flashlight with fresh batteries beside you in bed (sleep with it!).
* If you have an attic fan, turn it on.
* Spread salt all around your bed; surround it entirely.
* If you have access or can buy quickly (by tonight) the essence of an herb called Yarrow (achillea millefolium), spread it around your bed-room.
* If nobody is pregnant in your house, also buy essence of an herb called pennyroyal (hedeoma pulegioides) and spread it around your bed-room.
* Sleep with iron bars nearby or preferably, next to you. A crucifix made of iron would be good too.

Lurker
2004-Oct-28, 11:47 PM
* Spread salt all around your bed; surround it entirely.
Humphrey... I usually trust your posts to be pretty accurate, but shouldn't this be garlic here???

Grand Vizier
2004-Oct-28, 11:52 PM
* Spread salt all around your bed; surround it entirely.
Humphrey... I usually trust your posts to be pretty accurate, but shouldn't this be garlic here???

You can get garlic salt. This will have the advantage of keeping away aliens, vampires and slugs.

Humphrey
2004-Oct-28, 11:56 PM
* Spread salt all around your bed; surround it entirely.
Humphrey... I usually trust your posts to be pretty accurate, but shouldn't this be garlic here???

Not my thoughts. Its from the site. :-)


Plus its well known that the only required tactic to keep aliens from probing your neather regions is to eat mexican for dinner. Nobody will want to get near you for weeks.

Candy
2004-Oct-29, 12:03 AM
Have you ever noticed the women abducted get pregnant, and the men abducted get probed?

I think I know what they are doing, and it's not experimenting. :o

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N C More
2004-Oct-29, 12:04 AM
No, no, no my young friends, it's not salt or garlic that you want, it's tin foil beanies (http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html). Here's the low down on those pesky alien abductions:


AFDBs and Alien Abductions
Paraterrestrials (also referred to as "aliens" in the popular literature) are known to use psychotronic means of mind control to inculcate humanity to accept their evil agendas. AFDBs will work just as well against these signals as they do against human government and corporate ones.

Besides engaging in mind control, paraterrestrials are also known to conduct abductions of humans for unknown reasons (most likely for medical experiments). Most paraterrestrials that engage in abductions are too scrawny to lift humans with their arms, and so instead rely on technological means to move the abductee from his or her bed or pickup truck to the waiting UFO. Their desire to keep their subject unscathed during transit rules out their use of robotic type technologies and also requires that they restrain the abductee's movements. Research has shown that paraterrestrial abductors levitate their subject using some sort of controlled electromagnetic field, while at the same time using psychotronics to keep the subject immobile.

During the abduction, an electromagnetic field is somehow generated and controlled from afar around the abductee's body which causes him or her to levitate due to an intrinsic property of water, of which human flesh is mostly composed. This levitation effect -- called diamagnetism -- has been duplicated by human scientists, albeit only in controlled laboratory settings using bulky equipment and small animals.

While an AFDB will certainly stop the psychotronic mind control that is used to keep the abductee immobile during the levitation process, it does not seem able to stop the electromagnetic field used for levitation. However, a researcher has found a way to interfere with this field and thereby keep the paraterrestrials from being able to levitate their abductees. This technology uses an AFDB like device worn on the head that contains Velostat, an EMF shielding material which acts to disrupt the formation of the paraterrestrial's levitation field, foiling the abduction attempt. If you suspect that paraterrestrials are attempting to abduct you, I suggest using a combination of AFDB and Velostat technologies

Humphrey
2004-Oct-29, 12:08 AM
In that case, heres a site to make your own Telepathy protection device:

link (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=alien+abductions%2C+how+to+prevent/v=2/SID=e/l=WS1/R=2/SS=31300939/H=0/IPC=us/SHE=0/SIG=113rnaavc/*-http%3A//www.stopabductions.com/)

Candy
2004-Oct-29, 12:09 AM
In that case, heres a site to make your own Telepathy protection device:

link (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=alien+abductions%2C+how+to+prevent/v=2/SID=e/l=WS1/R=2/SS=31300939/H=0/IPC=us/SHE=0/SIG=113rnaavc/*-http%3A//www.stopabductions.com/) :lol:

Humphrey
2004-Oct-29, 12:12 AM
Or even better, find out information on Aliens, Children , and you! (http://www.aliensandchildren.org/index.html)

N C More
2004-Oct-29, 12:15 AM
Have you ever noticed the women abducted get pregnant, and the men abducted get probed?

I think I know what they are doing, and it's not experimenting. :o


Eee Gads! Candy is right! :o Quick, we need to figure out how to construct some "Tin Foil Chastity Belts"!

Humphrey
2004-Oct-29, 12:18 AM
Are you a abductee? (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=969975:D1/CS=969975/SS=1033643/SIG=11dkv83so/*http%3A//www.anw.com/aliens/52questions.htm)



The hilarity never ends. :-P

Candy
2004-Oct-29, 12:19 AM
Or even better, find out information on Aliens, Children , and you! (http://www.aliensandchildren.org/index.html) I'm starting to see a common theme. Michael Menkin. :o

Humphrey
2004-Oct-29, 12:21 AM
Incase you ever need to read about Abductions in Italian....
Link (http://www.ufoitalia.net/) :-P

Candy
2004-Oct-29, 12:26 AM
Have you ever noticed the women abducted get pregnant, and the men abducted get probed?

I think I know what they are doing, and it's not experimenting. :o


Eee Gads! Candy is right! :o Quick, we need to figure out how to construct some "Tin Foil Chastity Belts"! :lol: =D>

N C More
2004-Oct-29, 12:34 AM
Are you a abductee? (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=969975:D1/CS=969975/SS=1033643/SIG=11dkv83so/*http%3A//www.anw.com/aliens/52questions.htm)


The hilarity never ends. :-P

Number 44. "Have the feeling that you are going crazy for even thinking about these sorts of things" Nah, I think one would already be crazy to have all of those symptoms! \:D/

Wolverine
2004-Oct-29, 12:48 AM
Ah yes, some classic urls here. Allow me to add one of my favorites...

The good ol' Boylan questionnaire (http://www.drboylan.com/StarKidsProjectSection/starkidquestionaire.html) will purportedly help you determine if you're a "star child" or "star seed", i.e. an extraterrestrial/human hybrid.

Kesh
2004-Oct-29, 05:48 AM
* Spread salt all around your bed; surround it entirely.
Humphrey... I usually trust your posts to be pretty accurate, but shouldn't this be garlic here???

IIRC, using sea salt on an entryway was an old method of preventing evil spirits from entering a home/room. I believe it's Jewish in origin.

Garlic, OTOH, served a similar purpose in eastern Europe.

Maksutov
2004-Oct-29, 05:58 AM
Humphrey's first post made me think about this whole topic and how unsuccessful the aliens have been using humans as their experimental targets.

This led to the logical conclusion that the aliens will now instead focus on disrupting the geology of the Earth's crust.

Yes, you heard it here first:

ALIEN SUBDUCTIONS!

Maksutov
2004-Oct-29, 06:01 AM
* Spread salt all around your bed; surround it entirely.
Humphrey... I usually trust your posts to be pretty accurate, but shouldn't this be garlic here???

Not my thoughts. Its from the site. :-)


Plus its well known that the only required tactic to keep aliens from probing your neather regions is to eat mexican for dinner. Nobody will want to get near you for weeks.
Now, that's a tough one. Which is the better choice, being vulnerable to alien probes or becoming a cannibal?

Wolverine
2004-Oct-29, 01:54 PM
This led to the logical conclusion that the aliens will now instead focus on disrupting the geology of the Earth's crust.

Yes, you heard it here first:

ALIEN SUBDUCTIONS!

=D> Brilliant!

, , post-haste.

Humphrey
2004-Oct-29, 05:15 PM
* Spread salt all around your bed; surround it entirely.
Humphrey... I usually trust your posts to be pretty accurate, but shouldn't this be garlic here???

Not my thoughts. Its from the site. :-)


Plus its well known that the only required tactic to keep aliens from probing your neather regions is to eat mexican for dinner. Nobody will want to get near you for weeks.
Now, that's a tough one. Which is the better choice, being vulnerable to alien probes or becoming a cannibal?ROFL... That one had me laugthing out of my chair. :-)

Weird Dave
2004-Oct-29, 06:34 PM
Ah yes, some classic urls here. Allow me to add one of my favorites...

The good ol' Boylan questionnaire (http://www.drboylan.com/StarKidsProjectSection/starkidquestionaire.html) will purportedly help you determine if you're a "star child" or "star seed", i.e. an extraterrestrial/human hybrid.


31. The child engages in actions, rituals or ceremonies of their own design which are intended to impart healing to a person, an animal, a plant, or a particular place on the Earth. = 1. [If the child has brought a completely-dead animal, plant, person, or ecological area back to life by such healing, then the score for this question = 5.]

:o

If you're child starts raising people from the dead, I would hope you would take them to the nearest morgue rather than a UFO researcher.

2004-Oct-29, 06:46 PM
For all lonely wives:

If your husband creeps in at four in the morning complaining of an alien abduction - think twice before you believe him...Do aliens wear lipstick??? :roll:

TriangleMan
2004-Oct-29, 08:22 PM
For all lonely wives:

If your husband creeps in at four in the morning complaining of being subjected to rectal probes by aliens - think twice before you believe him...as your husband is probably a moron. :P

Candy
2004-Oct-29, 09:10 PM
For all lonely wives:

If your husband creeps in at four in the morning complaining of being subjected to rectal probes by aliens - think twice before you believe him...as your husband is probably a moron. :P Or curious. :wink:

electromagneticpulse
2004-Oct-29, 11:50 PM
For all lonely wives:

If your husband creeps in at four in the morning complaining of being subjected to rectal probes by aliens - think twice before you believe him...as your husband is probably a moron. :P Or curious. :wink:

Next time i surgest "probing" him yourself and you might find out which is true :lol:


38. Have seen a hooded figure in or near your home, especially next to your bed.

Since when was death an alien? If i saw a hooded figure near my house i would think death is following me if it was next to my bed i would have thought i had a near death experiance.


16. Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep, or don't remember ever going to sleep. (i.e. waking up with your head at the foot of your bed, or in your car)

This happens to me all the time! :lol: