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2005-Jan-28, 10:07 PM
John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God showed him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, John," said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Eagles logo flag, and in every window, an Eagles emblem. John looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to The Hall of Fame." God said, "So what's your point John?" "Well, why does Donovan McNabb get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Donovan's house, it's mine."

Go Eagles!

2005-Jan-28, 10:30 PM
HEY!! We're not suppose to discuss religion on this forum!!! [-(


2005-Jan-28, 11:52 PM
Besides, that's a Red Wings/Maple Leafs joke 8-[

2005-Jan-28, 11:54 PM
Besides, that's a Red Wings/Maple Leafs joke 8-[
So... which one does God favor in that joke??


2005-Jan-28, 11:56 PM
Speaking as a Habs fan, who cares?

Bad jcsd
2005-Jan-29, 12:04 AM
Football is a dentist's game played by elves.