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Buttercup
2017-Aug-02, 04:17 PM
Sorry - I can't post an image.

Link:

http://www.kens5.com/news/local/animals/baby-calf-and-kiss-have-something-in-common/461122900

"I wanna rock 'n roll all night, and chew my cud every day!"

swampyankee
2017-Aug-03, 11:40 AM
Poor calf.

Nicolas
2017-Aug-03, 11:44 AM
Let's call this feature the Simmons gene.

Sorry, "Gene Simmons" just isn't all that punable. It's not like Lactozzy Osbourne, David Bovine, Cowded House, Calf McTell, or the famous Moo2 album "Cattle and Hum".

Nicolas
2017-Aug-03, 11:54 AM
At least now we know what H.P.Baxxter was talking about when he was screaming "3AM! The Painted Cow!" (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/scooter/nessaja.html)

(for those wondering: yes, Scooter lyrics have been analysed and this one, like many Scooter lyrics, seems to reference the KLF.)

BigDon
2017-Aug-03, 03:17 PM
Morning Nick.

What's a KLF?

Heid the Ba'
2017-Aug-03, 03:56 PM
Not "a" KLF, The KLF. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_KLF) I didn't know that about Scooter lyrics, they just seemed like stream of consciousness ranting to me.

AGN Fuel
2017-Aug-04, 10:06 AM
Extremely unusual markings. A mutated Gene, do you think?

Anyway, this cow reckons KISS is the best band she ever herd..... (sorry) :shifty:

Buttercup
2017-Aug-04, 01:23 PM
Extremely unusual markings. A mutated Gene, do you think?

Anyway, this cow reckons KISS is the best band she ever herd..... (sorry) :shifty:

:lol:

Nicolas
2017-Aug-04, 09:32 PM
I didn't know that about Scooter lyrics, they just seemed like stream of consciousness ranting to me.

I think you're both correct. The lyrics are more or less random rambling, but stream of consciousness is still consciousness and apparently H.P. Baxxter has the KLF on his mind a lot. :) He has admitted that the KLF were one of his idols and a great inspiration to his own work.

By the way, if a stiff-upper-lipped literature fan ever tells you about a genius quote by H.P., you have to ask him "Lovecraft or Baxxter?" with a straight face. Then run.

-disclaimer- I am not the huge Scooter fan/connaisseur some will assume me to be after reading all that. Unless you mean the Belgian band Scooter that predates the German rave sensation.

publiusr
2017-Aug-18, 08:17 PM
I....want to chew the cud all night....