View Full Version : car phaser

2003-Dec-01, 12:14 AM
I once heard of a device which is mounted under the dashboard of a car, and you push different buttons to make different sounds. Such as a phaser, photon torpedoes, bombs, machine gun fire, and things like that.

Well my wife and I have had a running joke for years of how I'm suppose to build and install a phaser in her car so that she can blast away all the stupid drivers who get in her way.
I was thinking of getting her something like I described above as a gag gift for Christmas. Does anyone out there know where or how I might go about finding such a sound maker?

I've tried internet searches and gotten results ranging from downloadable computer sound bites, to radar detectors, to star trek look alike toys, to electric gutar amplifiers, to light up toy cars, and even porno sex toys. (which took 10 minutes to stop the popup adds)

2003-Dec-01, 02:30 AM
Yeah, that's *your* excuse LOL :D

I remember those... you used to be able to get keychains with them too... hmmmm...

You might find this interesting... LOL... Not quite the thing you're thinking of, but it might actually be better!! LOL http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Dummy_20Zapper

2003-Dec-01, 04:15 AM
Or ... this little interesting device... WOAH (http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/240x180.html). Whatch out carjackers!

2003-Dec-01, 08:06 AM
Nice try guys. Although I do like the exploding car. I asked her if she would settle for a transporter which will simply beam the offender home, but she didn't like that because they can get back on the road.

Thanks anyway.