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Candy
2006-Jan-08, 04:37 AM
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/g025.gif

This is just for fun. If you ban someone, you must link to the thread. Example, below.

First non-official banning as of today goes to Dragon Star (http://www.bautforum.com/showpost.php?p=647430&postcount=146).

Banned by Candy for two minutes! He totally ignored a post by Hippietrekx. Hes out of order. :lol:

If you want to set up unofficial rules, fine by me. :D


I do this for the young and young at heart posters.

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 04:40 AM
This hurts my soul....:(

hippietrekx
2006-Jan-08, 04:41 AM
Hurt souls are what I feed on...

:whistle:

--hippie

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 04:43 AM
:eek:*Runs for hippie*

hippietrekx
2006-Jan-08, 04:45 AM
Why are you running for me? I didn't send you to the store! ;)

--hipster

HenrikOlsen
2006-Jan-08, 04:51 AM
I think this thread will either get very silly or very ugly.

hippietrekx
2006-Jan-08, 04:52 AM
I'm thinking silly for the simple fact that I'm here.

--hippie

montebianco
2006-Jan-08, 04:53 AM
I ban Candy for five minutes for banning Dragon Star here (http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php?t=36778).

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 04:54 AM
I think this thread will either get very silly or very ugly.

I vote for silly

HenrikOlsen banned for 3min for basically saying that Candy's thread sucks.:p

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 04:55 AM
I ban Candy for five minutes for banning Dragon Star here (http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php?t=36778).

monte, thank you, I didn't think you had the heart...:doh:

*Waits to get banned*

hippietrekx
2006-Jan-08, 04:58 AM
Dragon Star banned for one minute for not linking to HenrikOlsen's misbehavior here (http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php?t=36778)

:P

--hippie

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 04:58 AM
Okay, I'm back. :p

No unofficial bannings unless unoffically warranted.

Hello, unofficial rule number 50!

mickal555
2006-Jan-08, 05:03 AM
*wanders in*
hmmm
*wanders out*

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 05:04 AM
Dragon Star banned for one minute for not linking to HenrikOlsen's misbehavior here (http://www.bautforum.com/showthread.php?t=36778)

:P

--hippie

Aww man...forgot to link:doh:

New rule 59,487,548...you can not ban for longer then 5min.

I think this is going well.:)

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 05:12 AM
Oh, unofficial rule number 2, you must cross link to the thread where you unofficially ban someone. That way, they have knowledge of your decision. Please, make it a link and not an entire weblink starting with http... :rolleyes:

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 05:20 AM
So we gota post on the thread that they were on that they were unofficially banned?

Sounds like this isn't going to make it if thats what you mean, mods and people will get mad quick.

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 05:23 AM
So we gota post on the thread that they were on that they were unofficially banned?

Sounds like this isn't going to make it if thats what you mean, mods and people will get mad quick.
You may be right. Okay, only unofficially ban those with a sense of humor. This will be unofficial rule number 310.

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 05:25 AM
How about we make a footnote as to the banning, as long as we post within context to the thread topic?

That sounds like a winner to me.

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 05:29 AM
How about we make a footnote as to the banning, as long as we post within context to the thread topic?

That sounds like a winner to me.
I unofficially announce Dragon Star as the unofficial KEEPER OF RULES, unless he is sleeping.

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 05:39 AM
I unofficially announce Dragon Star as the unofficial KEEPER OF RULES, unless he is sleeping.

I unofficially take over keeper of the rules, as long as I am not sleeping (thats in about 15-30min.)

Rules set into unofficial stone..

Rule NO.50, No unofficial banning unless unofficially warranted.

Rule NO.59,487,548,you can not ban for longer then a 5min period.

Rule NO. 2, You may make note of your unofficial banning as long as it is in a foot note, and is included in a post within context to the thread topic in a cross thread fashion

Rule NO.310, Only unofficially ban those posters that have a sense of humor.

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 05:41 AM
:clap:

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 05:49 AM
ngc3314 is watching!

I reserve the right to acknowledge those watching us when I see it. :p

Unofficial rule number 69.

Celestial Mechanic
2006-Jan-08, 05:53 AM
When I first saw the thread title, I read "banned" as a verb, as in BAUT banned satire, instead of say, "BAUT Banned [Posters Log]" Satire. Of course it's clear that this thread is indeed satire. :)

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 05:56 AM
Celestial Mechanic (http://www.bautforum.com/member.php?u=598)

Korjik (http://www.bautforum.com/member.php?u=4806)

ngc3314 (http://www.bautforum.com/member.php?u=3799)

Add to list! :razz:

ZaphodBeeblebrox
2006-Jan-08, 05:58 AM
Candy Banned, for Five Minutes ...

For NOT Inviting me Here, at the Start ...

I Believe, This (http://www.bautforum.com/showpost.php?p=647444&postcount=1), Is The Appropriate Link!

:cry:

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 06:00 AM
PhantomWolf (http://www.bautforum.com/member.php?u=3626) lurking. Dang, I'm banned.

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 06:02 AM
Ever get the feeling...like..your being watched?:shifty: http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/p010.gif

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 06:05 AM
I watch everything while I'm online. Have you not noticed that, yet? :D

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 06:07 AM
I watch everything while I'm online. Have you not noticed that, yet? :D

You have also seen me watching you watching me watching everyone else too....If you lurk on lurkers you are also a lurker Candy!:)

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 06:08 AM
I notice a lot. :D

That's why I now feel comfortable "busting" people.

montebianco
2006-Jan-08, 06:09 AM
When I first saw the thread title, I read "banned" as a verb, as in BAUT banned satire,

I read it the same way. I thought it was going to be a complaint about someone being banned for making a satirical post elsewhere...

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 06:12 AM
Your so bad...

,,*Yawns* Me thinks I am going to hit the sac, I expect 10,00 posts here by 11 o' clock tomorrow (actually today for me) morning.

Nite Nite all, sweet dreams.

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 06:12 AM
I was copying the dreaded BAUT BANNED thread, but the letters didn't stay capitalized. :think:

mickal555
2006-Jan-08, 06:14 AM
Does anyone follow me :shifty:

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 06:17 AM
Does anyone follow me :shifty:
Yes, remember...

I follow those I will eventually lead. ;)

Dragon Star
2006-Jan-08, 06:17 AM
*points at candy*

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 06:23 AM
*points at candy*
You do realize, you've made me the happiest gal in the world? I chose this smilie for it's lack of anything... http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/froehlich/e010.gif

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 06:48 AM
Maksutov (http://www.bautforum.com/showpost.php?p=647582&postcount=21) for once being in love then losing it then complaining about it then losing it... 30 second banned!

Maksutov
2006-Jan-08, 06:56 AM
Maksutov (http://www.bautforum.com/showpost.php?p=647582&postcount=21) for once being in love then losing it then complaining about it then losing it... 30 second banned!I always wondered what all those Swedish words really meant! http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/566/iconwink6tn.gif

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 06:59 AM
I always wondered what all those Swedish words really meant! http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/566/iconwink6tn.gif
I got Swedish here. Well, not a massage, do you know those man-handlers want to tear your skin off? I don't think I like that. :hand:

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 07:54 AM
Wolverine needs to be here...

mickal555
2006-Jan-08, 07:57 AM
he's on paltalk atm...

(the skeptic room is open)

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 08:02 AM
okay

mickal555
2006-Jan-08, 08:05 AM
but when he comes on

This thread is going DOWN


(probably)

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 08:34 AM
Okay.

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 08:39 AM
I don't think Wolverine is great. Do I get brownie points taken away?

mickal555
2006-Jan-08, 08:53 AM
I dunno

But I think this thread is pushing the rules...

Thou shalt not worship false idols

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 09:04 AM
I dunno

But I think this thread is pushing the rules...

Thou shalt not worship false idols
Are you religious?

mickal555
2006-Jan-08, 09:26 AM
nope

Satire

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 09:30 AM
I dunno

But I think this thread is pushing the rules...

Thou shalt not worship false idols
So you're not biblical, you just use that as a reason...

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 09:31 AM
You will remember
I remember everything...

Do you really want to mess with me?

mickal555
2006-Jan-08, 09:33 AM
So you're not biblical, you just use that as a reason...

I'm joking

Since this is a remake of the BAUT banned posters thread, a false idol. The rules are like the word of god (the ten commandments).

mickal555
2006-Jan-08, 09:34 AM
You will remember
I remember everything...

Do you really want to mess with me?

Remember what?


Is that a threat?

Candy
2006-Jan-08, 09:39 AM
I could keep something stupid going, but I won't.

you donate to the christian childrens fund...

mickal555
2006-Jan-08, 09:39 AM
I'm wrong in saying what wolve might do

All I'm saying is

This thread may not be a great Idea.

Okay...

mickal555
2006-Jan-08, 09:40 AM
I could keep something stupid going, but I won't.

you donate to the christian childrens fund...

Huh- no I don't :s

Wolverine
2006-Jan-08, 09:40 AM
Not sure I understand the underlying reason(s) which prompted the creation of this thread, but regardless -- it began rather innocently but is beginning to tread thin ice.


I don't think Wolverine is great. Do I get brownie points taken away?
Of course not. If you have concerns or issues pertaining to any of my actions, you're welcome to contact other members of the forum staff.


Looking at some of your posts from this morning, I would respectfully suggest you consider hitting the X and taking a short break.