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WaxRubiks
2006-May-25, 10:17 AM
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9047/aardvark8tv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Eric Vaxxine
2006-May-25, 10:27 AM
http://www.brc.dcs.gla.ac.uk/systems/glama/

Eric Vaxxine
2006-May-25, 10:32 AM
I couldn't quite get the Deep Sea aspect to this picture.

http://www.deepseaimages.com/dsilibrary/showphoto.php?photo=14320

Swift
2006-May-25, 05:09 PM
Lynton & Lynmouth Arts and Music Association (http://www.llama.org.uk/)

Gruesome
2006-May-25, 06:00 PM
Beware! (http://www.frolic.org/)

Gruesome
2006-May-25, 06:01 PM
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9047/aardvark8tv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That doesn't look like a llama.

In fact, it's scaring me.

Roy Batty
2006-May-25, 07:18 PM
That doesn't look like a llama.

In fact, it's scaring me.
That's because it's haard!

No Llama thread would be complete without the great Tintin (http://www.capsurlemonde.org/andes/lamas/tintin-bis.html)! :D

antoniseb
2006-May-26, 11:38 PM
Here's an HB (http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/hannaBarberaCell.jpg) drawing.

rahuldandekar
2006-May-28, 03:21 AM
Do I have to post links? noooooooooooooooooooo!

afterburner
2006-May-28, 05:47 PM
Energizer llama...it keeps going and going and going...:cool:

http://www.scla.us/images/everready.jpg

Lance
2006-May-28, 06:07 PM
http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/images/avatars/2.gif

afterburner
2006-May-28, 06:32 PM
Lance...how did you get a .gif for your display pictre? I tried, but it told me that i cant upload animated pictures

Arneb
2006-May-28, 08:17 PM
Here's some music to go with it :razz: : The llama song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)

Lance
2006-May-28, 09:39 PM
Here's some music to go with it :razz: : The llama song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)
The first time I heard/saw that I laughed so hard I cried. That song was the inspiration for the Illumi-Llama and every llama-like thing I've done since.

When I publish a hymnal for all those who worship the Illumi-Llama, that song will be hymn #1.

Arneb
2006-May-30, 11:00 PM
The first time I heard/saw that I laughed so hard I cried. That song was the inspiration for the Illumi-Llama and every llama-like thing I've done since.

When I publish a hymnal for all those who worship the Illumi-Llama, that song will be hymn #1.

Well, then beware! (http://www.risukun.com/Node.aspx?id=282) They aren't always so nice! :eek:

Lance
2006-May-30, 11:51 PM
Well, then beware! (http://www.risukun.com/Node.aspx?id=282) They aren't always so nice! :eek:
HA! I love it.

And here's another combination of llamas and something not too nice: The Sawyer Song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sawyer.php)

pghnative
2006-May-31, 12:42 AM
How about a llama joke?

If you spell lama with one "L", you have a Tibeten monk
If you spell llama with two "L"s, you have a South American mammal
Q: But if you spell lllama with three Ls, what do you have????

A: A really bad fire....

(...cause it's a 3-L-lllama)

(if you don't get it, say "3-L-lllama" really fast)

(if you still don't get it ... well, it's not that good of a joke)

Eric Vaxxine
2006-May-31, 10:52 AM
Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama chameleon...
it comes and goes it comes and goes ...

(that Boy, George?)

ToSeek
2006-May-31, 03:07 PM
Llama at Machu Picchu (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Llama,_peru,_machu_picchu.jpg/200px-Llama,_peru,_machu_picchu.jpg)

Argos
2006-May-31, 03:13 PM
It´s llamas all the way down (http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/trivia10.html)...

Eric Vaxxine
2006-May-31, 03:51 PM
http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/images/avatars/2.gif


I really don't know why, but I fell off my chair laughing at this !!! Brilliant

Argos
2006-May-31, 03:58 PM
Yeah, one of the best avatars of all (along with Frog March´s). :)

Eta C
2006-May-31, 04:04 PM
How about a llama joke?

If you spell lama with one "L", you have a Tibeten monk
If you spell llama with two "L"s, you have a South American mammal
Q: But if you spell lllama with three Ls, what do you have????

A: A really bad fire....

(...cause it's a 3-L-lllama)

(if you don't get it, say "3-L-lllama" really fast)

(if you still don't get it ... well, it's not that good of a joke)

Ogden Nash said the same thing perhaps better in is aptly named poem "The Llama" (http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1080.html)


The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any three-l lllama*.

*note. The author's attention has been called to a type of conflagration known as a "three-alarmer." Pooh.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-May-31, 04:17 PM
Lobsang Llama. Didn't he write some famous books?

Pleiades
2006-Jun-01, 12:08 PM
Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, and 76000 Battery Llamas from 'Llama Fresh Farms Ltd' near Paraguay".

Opening Credits to Monty Python & the Holy Grail

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-06, 02:33 PM
I had a dream last night about an evil looking scarlet eyed, horned OZLlama.
I hope it doesn't come true.

Lance
2006-Jun-06, 03:30 PM
Did it occasionally have the spinning head of Linda Blair between it's horns?

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-06, 03:36 PM
Yes. No..er YES, it's looked like Ozzy Ozborn! How did you know? Did you dream it too?

Lance
2006-Jun-06, 04:24 PM
I think everyone had the same dream, at exactly the same time. What could it mean?

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-06, 04:27 PM
Bizarrefreakystuffguys !!

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-07, 08:25 AM
For every Llama there is an Equal and Opposite EvilLama

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-07, 11:09 AM
Can we create EviLlamasTM in the lab?

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-07, 12:28 PM
Can we market it worldwide?

ToSeek
2006-Jun-07, 09:15 PM
http://llamapictureoftheday.com/

korjik
2006-Jun-07, 09:48 PM
Llama llama duck!

Lance
2006-Jun-07, 11:42 PM
You forgot the www in the beginning of the url:

http://www.llamapictureoftheday.com/ (http://www.plus613.com/image/5694)

ToSeek
2006-Jun-08, 12:23 AM
No wonder the link didn't work.

Lance
2006-Jun-08, 01:29 AM
I may have to register that domain for real.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-08, 03:05 AM
Register it in the name of "The BAUT associatioon for llama discussion and annoyance".

TheBlackCat
2006-Jun-08, 06:53 AM
How about really cute not-a-llamas (http://www.alpacas.com/images/vicunaLove.jpg). Or perhaps another (http://www.mcbeen.com/cpg/albums/ftp/jenn/peru/normal_peru_vicuna_02.jpg).


Here's some music to go with it : The llama song
They mispronounced "llama" throughout the entire song. It is normally pronounced "yama", although if you have an argentinian accent like I do it is "jama" (with the j pronounced somewhere between a "j" and "sh").

And the OP is a picture of an aardvark, not a llama. The first two letter are the same in that animal as well, but the similarities pretty much end there.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-08, 08:45 AM
LlamaCarting anyone?

http://www.nas.com/~jnkllamas/advent.htm

Gruesome
2006-Jun-08, 11:25 AM
Yeah, I think.. I think you take, uh, Las Palmas
Take Las Palmas to Colorado
Take Colorado down to Pico
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

You go to Pico,
You take Pico to Colorado
Take Colorado to Las Palmas
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Pico!
Take that to...
Colorado
Then go down to...
Kopico?
And that's how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Now you say Pico
And take your little llamas
Colorado, Colorado!
Las Palmas... GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Get to LLAMA SCHOOL!
You got to go to LLAMA SCHOOL!

(c) 1998 Crescent Fresh Publishing

Lance
2006-Jun-08, 03:16 PM
They mispronounced "llama" throughout the entire song. It is normally pronounced "yama"...
Apparently, it's been "americanized"...

From Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary: llama (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/llama)


Main Entry: lla·ma http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?llama001.wav=llama) http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?llama002.wav=llama)
Pronunciation: 'lä-m&, 'yä-m&
It seems both pronunciations are acceptable these days.

ToSeek
2006-Jun-08, 03:19 PM
I may have to register that domain for real.

Go for it, but I want some kind of credit. ;)

Lance
2006-Jun-08, 03:57 PM
Okay. In the mean time, you can enjoy:

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Lpod.gif

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Lpod.gif

(ToSeek; Any idea why that image won't show?)

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-08, 04:14 PM
Quality specimens.

Lance
2006-Jun-08, 04:17 PM
I cheated. One of them is a guanaco.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-08, 04:34 PM
One was a matted carpet... !!

Lance
2006-Jun-08, 05:01 PM
LOL.

Yeah, true.

ToSeek
2006-Jun-08, 05:09 PM
Okay. In the mean time, you can enjoy:

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Lpod.gif

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Lpod.gif

(ToSeek; Any idea why that image won't show?)

Works for me.

Lance
2006-Jun-08, 05:45 PM
Works for me.
The link, the embedded image, or both?

ToSeek
2006-Jun-08, 09:01 PM
When I click on the link I get a llama picture. If I reload I (generally) get a different llama picture. What more do you want?

Lance
2006-Jun-08, 09:09 PM
When I click on the link I get a llama picture. If I reload I (generally) get a different llama picture. What more do you want?
There is an image embedded in the post as well, but all I see is a Red X. Do you see the image that is in the post?

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-09, 02:21 AM
I don't... the link works, though.

Llamas rule, UT?

ToSeek
2006-Jun-09, 03:31 AM
I don't even see the red "X", just a blank area. I can't even tell that anything's missing until I click "Edit."

Lance
2006-Jun-09, 03:57 AM
Must have been destryoyed by the Anti-Llama. We had some problems with him a couple of days ago.

Jeff Root
2006-Jun-09, 04:45 AM
I don't even see the red "X", just a blank area. I can't even tell that
anything's missing until I click "Edit."
You probably have your browser configured to not show empty boxes.
All I get is a red X.

-- Jeff, assistant to the High Dolly Llama's guru & shearer when in
Minneapolis

Lance
2006-Jun-11, 03:03 PM
2 1/2 days since the last post?

Some never-ending game this is...

Llamas

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-12, 01:48 AM
All because of your EviLlama!
:P

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-12, 08:39 AM
There is a Llama show taking place in Glossop next week.
Fun includes: Dancing Llamas; Llamas that talk; Psychic Llamas; Pygmy Llamas; Bearded Llamas and Chinese Gymnastic Llamas; prize winning thoroughbred equatorial Llamas and the most extraordinary see-through Llamas.

Not forgetting Llamas rides for under 8's.
There is a band on in the evening callad Llamageddon.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-12, 10:32 AM
Don't forget the hybrid: The Laughing Hyellama... ;)

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-12, 10:52 AM
There is a Llama show taking place in Glossop next week.
Fun includes: Dancing Llamas; Llamas that talk; Psychic Llamas; Pygmy Llamas; Bearded Llamas and Chinese Gymnastic Llamas; prize winning thoroughbred equatorial Llamas and the most extraordinary see-through Llamas.

Not forgetting Llamas rides for under 8's.
There is a band on in the evening callad Llamageddon.


Sorry I meant to mention, free parking for all Llamas and there is also a BBQ in the evening (PORK !!!)

ToSeek
2006-Jun-12, 02:03 PM
There was a mention in some comic strip over the weekend of "Norwegian llama cheese". I'll have to figure out where I saw that.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-12, 04:04 PM
I have to question, like CrossCountry did... Don't we obssess a little too much about llamas? lol ... I need variety... we tried to bring in aardvarks and echidnas but failed... :P

How about *scary music* Vampires ? LOL... Now you'll come up with Vampire Llamas... :P

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-12, 04:07 PM
Your posts read in a way that made me think you were a satisfied llamarist. This is the dedicated Llama thread, certainly it would be out of place not to talk about Llamas here.

Lance
2006-Jun-12, 04:58 PM
Is it even possible to obsess too much about llamas? I think the maximum obsession possible would be just about right.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-13, 02:43 AM
I am a satisfied llamarist :P ... but, well, the other animals are jealous. lol

OK, So, since this is the llama game... we should hold something like a game...

Maybe, coining new words about llamas (like llamarick) and giving their definitions.

Eg. Llamarick (n.)

1. A Five lines of peotry obsessing about llamas and obsessing about how other people obssess about llamas and also obsesseing about obsessing about...

2. A name... as in Llamaricky Martin.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-13, 08:20 AM
Or an Acronym Llama game using the word ... Llama.

Llamas Lose All Memory Apparently

ToSeek
2006-Jun-13, 01:56 PM
Let llamas acquire money and stocks.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-13, 02:24 PM
Llamas like art mostly as scrap.

WaxRubiks
2006-Jun-13, 02:28 PM
Llamas in pajamas are coming down the stairs.

sorry I just had to say that.




edit-continue, Llamas

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-13, 02:39 PM
Llamas, LIke All Men, Are Superb

Melusine
2006-Jun-13, 03:31 PM
Loony llamas are maniacal alpaca sadists!

This is a psychotic thread. 0-8~

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-13, 04:24 PM
Llama's, Lance, Are Multi Appendaged Superheroes.

Lance
2006-Jun-13, 05:11 PM
Lance's llamas are my animals?

ToSeek
2006-Jun-13, 05:41 PM
Llamas leave a mess afterwards.

WaxRubiks
2006-Jun-13, 05:50 PM
Llamas leave animal mess and skedaddle.

Lance
2006-Jun-13, 08:21 PM
Llamas leave alone my alpacas

Melusine
2006-Jun-13, 08:42 PM
Loquacious llamas are motormouthes always schmoozing.

ToSeek
2006-Jun-13, 08:47 PM
Llamas live around my attic.

Eta C
2006-Jun-13, 09:27 PM
Late llamas arrive mostly after supper.

Melusine
2006-Jun-13, 09:55 PM
Llamas lucky at mating are seductive.

Maksutov
2006-Jun-13, 10:10 PM
Llamas like a munchy apple, skinned.

The Andes are all full of llamas.
But Palestine, in one of its dramas,
Kicked them all out.
They said with a pout,
"Llamas more popular than Hamas!"

ToSeek
2006-Jun-13, 10:14 PM
Loose llamas are menacing Al's sauerkraut.

Eta C
2006-Jun-14, 02:24 AM
A young llama from Cuzco Peru,
Was once lost and had nothing to do.
It took leave of its mama,
But missed Lake Titicaca,
And wound up at Machu Pichu.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-14, 02:57 AM
A young llama from Cuzco Peru,
Was once lost and had nothing to do.
It took leave of its mama,
But missed Lake Titicaca,
And wound up at Machu Pichu.

:clap:

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-14, 08:35 AM
Llamas Like America, Most Actually Survive.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-14, 11:29 AM
Lance's Llamas lead long lives
Lance's llamas have many wives
But, I confess
When BAUTers obsess
I really wish I had some knives :D :p

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-14, 12:09 PM
If I had a Llama
I'd Llama in the Morning
Llama in the Evening
All over the Land

or

I'd rather be a Llama than Snail
Yes I would
If I could
I surely would

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-14, 01:27 PM
I saw a llama eating from the trash cans
Where did it come from, why did it dance?
It, seeing me, sped
To a house, red
And the owner's name was (guess?) "Lance"!!

Lance
2006-Jun-14, 05:05 PM
Why do we post here?
The llamas make us do it.
Silly beasts, llamas.

Maksutov
2006-Jun-14, 05:26 PM
You can have that big ape called King Kong,
T Rex is too big and too long.
Godzilla's got bad breath,
They all bore me to death.
I'll keep my Shama Llama Ding Dong.

Eta C
2006-Jun-14, 05:37 PM
A camel named Aaron Abraxas,
Asked a llama he met in Caracas,
"Take me south to Peru,
We'll go straight to the zoo,
And make fun of those silly alpacas."

Melusine
2006-Jun-14, 08:56 PM
Llama limericks amuse my anapestic senses. :clap:

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-15, 09:06 AM
There once was a Llama called Jane
Who always went out in the rain.
Her fur got all matted
So she had it platted
And now she is lovely again.

ToSeek
2006-Jun-15, 02:35 PM
BAUT has a poster named Lance
whom about llamas always he rants
every post, every thread,
when threatened, he said,
"I'd stop, but I really can'ts!"

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-15, 04:34 PM
BAUT has a poster named ToSeek
Who googles every hour, day and week
When asked to stop it
He got into a fit
Saying "Llamas are better than google? freak!"

WaxRubiks
2006-Jun-15, 04:43 PM
llama plaited cars
on their way to mars
powered by dung
their on the run
llamas heading for isllamabar

Maksutov
2006-Jun-16, 01:51 AM
There once was a llama named Jake,
Who was spooked by a large coral snake.
With his right foot he crushed it,
Down his thoat he then flushed it,
Saying, "Llama snack made big mistake!"

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6434/llamadance8vm.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Maksutov
2006-Jun-16, 02:04 AM
the mountains with snow,
llamas go up and down them
but they stay the same.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8214/llamafront3ch.gif (http://imageshack.us)

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-16, 02:50 AM
A revengeful old llama named Grout
Didn't like his species ridiculed at BAUT
But when he spammed
His keyboard PC jammed
Because he was typing with his snout!

Maksutov
2006-Jun-16, 07:51 AM
llamas walk ahead,
on the colored leaf carpet
leading to the peak.

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/788/llama5qk.gif (http://imageshack.us)

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-16, 11:36 AM
BTW, I love the limericks in this thread... am I allowed to post these on my blog? Attributed to the original posters, of course. :)

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-16, 01:27 PM
Fine with mine.

A llama called James lived in Spain
'I'm posh' he would often refrain.
But he fell in love with a
Llama that was rough
And she became posh just the same.

Her father, unhappy with Jane
And alarmed by his daughters game
Said Llama's he knew
Grew up in Peru and that
Llamas from Spain were quite Lame.

ToSeek
2006-Jun-16, 05:48 PM
You're welcome to any I've written.

Maksutov
2006-Jun-17, 12:21 AM
BTW, I love the limericks in this thread... am I allowed to post these on my blog? Attributed to the original posters, of course. :)Go ahead and copy/paste. Llamas should be free!

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/4615/walking7ib.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Melusine
2006-Jun-17, 12:51 AM
I once met a llama in Bauru,
Who loved to multiply things by two,
Said he'd studied math,
Overseas in Bath,
And was the smartest chap they ever knew.


Edvard Munch said once it did seem,
That a llama came to him in a dream,
It stood on a pier,
Enraptured by fear,
And from thence he painted "The Scream" (http://www.sullivanet.com/misc/llamas/scream.gif)

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-17, 02:02 AM
Thanks, Maksutov, ToSeek and Eric.

I'll publish my favourites on my blog. :)

WaxRubiks
2006-Jun-17, 02:32 AM
Arthur had a llama
He wrote a book called Rama
It ate his book
Then gave him a look
Then he sold him back to the farmer

Lance
2006-Jun-17, 09:49 PM
Llamas should be free!

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/4615/walking7ib.gif (http://imageshack.us)
And does that include ^^^ that one?

Eta C
2006-Jun-18, 12:24 AM
Rahul, you can post mine as well. The two I've posted I wrote, but all this llama talk dredged up one that I remember hearing back when I was in college. It's unrepeatable here, and I'm almost ashamed to admit to remembering it (almost). In any case, the final line went something like "But llamas are numero uno!" I leave the rest to the imagination of the reader.

Maksutov
2006-Jun-18, 01:25 AM
And does that include ^^^ that one?Yup. That beautifull beast is running freelly through the night! Not untill the next morning did the ranchers reallize that one of their animalls was on the llam.

WaxRubiks
2006-Jun-18, 01:36 AM
Rahul, you can post mine as well. The two I've posted I wrote, but all this llama talk dredged up one that I remember hearing back when I was in college. It's unrepeatable here, and I'm almost ashamed to admit to remembering it (almost). In any case, the final line went something like "But llamas are numero uno!" I leave the rest to the imagination of the reader.


you should have said, "leave the rest to google", does the limerick have something to do with someone called Bruno? ;)

Eta C
2006-Jun-18, 02:03 AM
Yep, that's the one. An Argentine gaucho by trade. Again, I'll skip the middle lines here. Funny how it dosn't take long for any discussion of limericks to get to the off-color ones.

Still, I suspect one could rewrite the limerick to be a bit less blue. So here's the challange. Limerick with first and last lines, but objectionable middle seeks postable lines. Efforts to be posted to BAUT forum.

"An Argentine gaucho named Bruno"



"But llamas are numero uno."

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-18, 03:32 AM
LOL funny limerick ;).

Here's a less-objectionable version

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Said "aBAUT this forum I do know"
Alternate theories are fine
Conspiracy, Hoaxes divine
But Lance's llamas are numero uno!

P.S. Hehe, I saw just now that Eta C had asked to write a non-objectionable version too... hehe I came up with the same idea, eh? ;) BTW, thanks, Eta, I loved your limericks. I'll post them on my blog.

Maksutov
2006-Jun-18, 04:18 AM
An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said wool is one thing I do know
Goats are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-18, 04:28 AM
An limerick writer named Bruno
Said "Good anapests I do know"
Flies and fleas are fine
And Nantucket is divine
But llamas are numero-uno!

Maksutov
2006-Jun-19, 12:54 AM
There once was a llama named Bob
Whose heart a girl llama made throb
When she chose to elope
With an young antelope
Robbed Bob the llama did sob.

Lance
2006-Jun-19, 01:22 AM
Very nice!

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-19, 02:15 AM
Here are more variations on the numero uno limerick:

A young clever policeman named Bruno
Caught a Jesus impersonator, you know
Said "$100 fine
for dressing divine
And also, I think you're a little loon-o."

For fans of the Godfather:

There was a Tattalgia named Bruno
His own order of kills he did know
Vito Corleone came last
Hagen had to be fast
But Luca Brasi was job numero uno.

Maksutov
2006-Jun-19, 05:26 AM
Very nice!Thanks! To show my appreciation, here's one for you:

There is a BAUT poster named Lance
Whose avatar looks normal first glance
If you wait for ten seconds
A llama then beckons
To Lance's obsession enhance.

ToSeek
2006-Jun-19, 02:45 PM
To talk and talk about llama
Is to fill life full of drama
Those exotic camelids
Live on great big spreads
In groups along with their mama.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-19, 02:54 PM
A Llama a Day
Keeps the Farmer away.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-19, 02:59 PM
A llama post a day...
Kept Crosscountry away?
:p

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-19, 03:04 PM
A llama post a day...
Kept Crosscountry away?
:p


Crikey ..thats too true !!

Lance
2006-Jun-21, 01:42 AM
It's been a bad day for the llamas...

WaxRubiks
2006-Jun-21, 02:08 AM
did they get made redundant?

Eta C
2006-Jun-21, 03:17 AM
No, just a slow day.

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno,
Said "Tango is one thing I do know.
While dancing I find,
That women are fine,
But llamas are numero uno."

Pleiades
2006-Jun-21, 06:45 AM
Here's a trim llama. (Hope this link works I've never tried this before, you may have to scroll down to see the llama in question)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/babyllama.jpg

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-21, 09:55 AM
Here's a trim llama. (Hope this link works I've never tried this before, you may have to scroll down to see the llama in question)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/babyllama.jpg


This is typical, dangerous, vicious and volatile Llamas. It is best these vicious creatures are kept behind bars.

There once was a Llama call Lou
Who ate every one that he knew
While he was in bed
He ate his own head
And all that was left was a shoe

ToSeek
2006-Jun-21, 04:35 PM
This is typical, dangerous, vicious and volatile Llamas. It is best these vicious creatures are kept behind bars.


It looks adorable, or is it deceptive like that killer bunny in Holy Grail?

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-21, 04:37 PM
That rabbits Dynamite ...

Don't be fooled ToSeek (the great and glorious, of course).
Even at that young age, it is bearing it's teeth.

ToSeek
2006-Jun-21, 06:13 PM
I took it for a smile, but I see your point.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-21, 09:15 PM
I am sorry, I was totally and unneccessarrilly harsh on the fluffy Llamas. Maybe I am in rejection, and really want to be a Llama Farmer. Leaping from tree to tree as they cut down the mighty....er...larch (snigger).

I'm a Llama farmer I'm OK,
I sleeps all night and I works all day .....

Maksutov
2006-Jun-22, 12:43 AM
I am sorry, I was totally and unneccessarrilly harsh on the fluffy Llamas. Maybe I am in rejection, and really want to be a Llama Farmer. Leaping from tree to tree as they cut down the mighty....er...larch (snigger).

I'm a Llama farmer I'm OK,
I sleeps all night and I works all day .....Hopefully you don't

dress up like a llama,
and hang around in las tabernas.

Van Rijn
2006-Jun-22, 01:09 AM
This is typical, dangerous, vicious and volatile Llamas. It is best these vicious creatures are kept behind bars.

There once was a Llama call Lou
Who ate every one that he knew
While he was in bed
He ate his own head
And all that was left was a shoe

Yeesh. A Vorpal Bunny is bad enough. Taking out a few Vorpal Llamas would require a tactical nuke.

ToSeek
2006-Jun-24, 08:13 PM
Attack of the Vorpal Llamas - soon to be a major motion picture.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-26, 08:58 AM
Hopefully you don't

dress up like a llama,
and hang around in las tabernas.

I wish I'd been a Llama, just like my deaaaaar mama.

ToSeek
2006-Jun-26, 02:33 PM
I'm a llamajack, and I'm okay....

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-27, 12:35 PM
It's when I see things like this ... http://www.tcob.com/life/555.html I get all emotional

ToSeek
2006-Jun-27, 02:36 PM
How long can we let such atrocities continue?

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-27, 02:37 PM
Wait till PETL get their hands on this... :D

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-27, 03:30 PM
Rah'Kar ... whats PETL? And can they stop such things?

ToSeek
2006-Jun-27, 05:35 PM
People for the Ethical Treatment of Llamas. And you don't want them on your case - if they can't straighten you out, then they call in the Llama Liberation Front!

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-28, 02:07 AM
Yeah, the llama liberation front has a huge army of llamas...

And the PETL make llamas stand naked in front of McLlamas and other places serving llamas.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-28, 02:30 PM
Are you guys from the LIfe of Brian?

ToSeek
2006-Jun-28, 03:50 PM
Still, there's nothing quite as good as a Bacon Double McLlama Burger.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-28, 04:27 PM
Is there a LlamaKing franchise?

Lance
2006-Jun-28, 05:42 PM
Llama - the other dark meat. (http://www.krug.org/bob/eat.html)

ToSeek
2006-Jun-28, 05:58 PM
I ate a bisonburger once.

korjik
2006-Jun-28, 08:23 PM
Llama, Llama, DUCK

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-29, 01:54 AM
*Throws llamas at ToSeek*

rahuldandekar
2006-Jun-29, 03:02 AM
Lance's Paradox

Does the llama catch the turtle in a finite time?

BTW, why did the llama cross the road?

Eta C
2006-Jun-29, 03:29 AM
Because it was the only road around?

Time for the Name Game (please correct if I got the sequence wrong.)

Llama llama bo banna
Banana nanna bo llama
Fe fi fo famma
Llama!

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jun-30, 04:23 PM
Llama

Little Llamas Always Make Another.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-01, 01:52 AM
Lovely llamas act more absurd.

ToSeek
2006-Jul-01, 08:04 PM
Llamas live and mate around streets.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-02, 02:50 AM
Llamas like a monkey-act.

Lance
2006-Jul-02, 09:38 PM
Licked llamas are mighty annoyed

Maksutov
2006-Jul-02, 09:49 PM
Luscious llama: a meaty alternative.

Maksutov
2006-Jul-02, 09:50 PM
I ate a bisonburger once.Did you get better?

Maksutov
2006-Jul-02, 10:07 PM
'Twas brillig and the slithy llamas
Did gyre and gymbal in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borollamas
And the mome llamas outgrabe.

"Beware the llamawok, my son
The fur that sparks, the jaws that catch.
Beware the jubjub llama and shun
The frumious llamasnatch."

He took his vorpal sword in hand
Long time the maxome llama he sought.
Then rested he 'neath the Tumtum tree and
Stood a while in thought

And as in uffish thought he stood
The llamawok with eyes of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgy wood
And burped as it came.

One-two, one-two and through and through
The vorpal sword went "Llama snack!"
It soon lay still
And with his kill
He came galumphing back.

"And haste thou slain the llamawok?
Come to my arms, my beamish son!
Oh frajous, fill my Forman grill!".
The burgers cooked til done.

'Twas brillig and the slithy llamas
Did gyre and gymbal in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borollamas
And the mome llamas outgrabe.

Lance
2006-Jul-02, 11:06 PM
My llama just fainted.

Maksutov
2006-Jul-03, 12:35 AM
My llama just fainted.Sorry about that. Do smelling salts work on llamas?

Next I'll let the wook,, uh, llama win. :)

Lance
2006-Jul-03, 01:01 AM
Sorry about that. Do smelling salts work on llamas?
By the time I got back with some, he was just cresting the hill in the pasture and there was a trail of dust behind him. So I don't know.

But that was nice work.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-03, 11:03 AM
I have trouble starting my Llama in the morning. Does anyone know what the problem could be?

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-03, 11:21 AM
Can you describe the problem in detail? Had you filled in enough aardvark fuel?

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-03, 12:39 PM
I have given it plenty of fuel. It seems to start and then stop, start and then stop? My old Datsun used to do it.

ToSeek
2006-Jul-03, 05:14 PM
Try cleaning the pipes.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-04, 01:38 AM
Take it to a llamechanic.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-04, 08:27 AM
I checked it over last night. I had a small sharp stone between one of the toes. Running sweetly this morning.

ToSeek
2006-Jul-05, 12:18 AM
How can it have a stone between one toe? ;)

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-05, 02:00 AM
LOL! ToSeek's right... you seem to be fooling us...

I bet he's got a whole army of llamas, and he's asking us for advice, because he wants to attack the president's house and rescue the brain of Karl Marx kept there for worship by the President's wife's husband's daughter's boyfriend. It was the llamas, people, who caused Global Warming. Come on, it's sooo obvious!

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-05, 09:48 AM
Don't forget my Llama is not an 'off the shelf' one. It's a racing Llama, hence it has modified foots/hooves/things

Maksutov
2006-Jul-05, 09:57 AM
Don't forget my Llama is not an 'off the shelf' one. It's a racing Llama, hence it has modified foots/hooves/thingsIt had better be within NASLLR* rules, otherwise you're disqualified!







*National Association for Stock Llama Llama Racing

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-05, 10:04 AM
Yes Maksutov, quite right.
I employed specialist solicitors (Lorna Learner and Llama) to check on the beast especially for that reason before I bought it.. It had been involved in a racing collision at some point, but there was no internal damage.

ToSeek
2006-Jul-05, 02:53 PM
How long is a typical NASLLR race?

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-05, 03:29 PM
It is always 15 laps. The beauty of NASLLR racing is the pace can vary depending on desire of the riders and beasts.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-06, 09:41 AM
Personally, we amble the first few laps looking like we are slow. I have even been known to stop for a sandwich. We gallop like crazy for the last 6 laps.

Does anyone know what ever became of Stella Mantis, the Llama Queen?

ToSeek
2006-Jul-06, 04:13 PM
She retired to the Czech Republic (http://www.fede.cz/zima2006/index.php?akce=silvestrovske-zajezdy), apparently.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-07, 12:02 AM
Are all llamas psychic in July or just mine?

WaxRubiks
2006-Jul-07, 01:03 AM
i thought it was February as well..

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-07, 01:06 AM
I wanna llama! They are psychic, strongly-build motorbike-robots, but my parents refuse to get them for me.. the shop's just nearby! *waaAA*

Roy Batty
2006-Jul-07, 01:17 AM
I wanna llama! They are psychic, strongly-build motorbike-robots, but my parents refuse to get them for me.. the shop's just nearby! *waaAA*
Hey, just llalm down ok?

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-07, 01:16 PM
If you knew the Llama's favourite food, you could tempt one to visit you regularly until such time as your parents became familiar with this amiable and trustworthy animal.

mickal555
2006-Jul-07, 01:56 PM
bannana llama

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-07, 02:35 PM
Llama-Rama

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-07, 02:51 PM
Llama from Atacama in Alabama

mickal555
2006-Jul-07, 04:07 PM
Jumping llama's in the bahama's

Roy Batty
2006-Jul-07, 06:12 PM
Llamas in pyjamas are coming down the stairs!

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-08, 05:18 PM
Ghana Farmers harvest Llamas.

ToSeek
2006-Jul-08, 07:04 PM
Many hammy llamas have a gramma.

Maksutov
2006-Jul-09, 02:01 AM
Don't forget!

It's...Monty Python's Flying Circus...

Tonight, "The Ant: An Introduction"

featuring

No. 4: The llamas...

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8214/llamafront3ch.gif


plus, at no additional charge, the twin peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro and a certain song by a woodsman.

Maksutov
2006-Jul-09, 09:57 PM
And now for completely usual:

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8214/llamafront3ch.gif

More llamas.





I'll paca my bags as soon as I find that we're heading for Quito!

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-10, 08:37 AM
And now for something, completely different ....

A man with three buttocks.

ToSeek
2006-Jul-10, 03:01 PM
And now for something, completely different ....

A llama with three buttocks.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-10, 03:55 PM
http://www.frolic.org/

Lance
2006-Jul-13, 05:03 PM
It's been 3 days with no posts in this thread. Has The never ending llama game come to an end?

Roy Batty
2006-Jul-13, 07:18 PM
No, but it does seem to have been diluted somewhat, I can't seem to click on a thread without seeing a Llama nowadays... they've migrated! :cool:

ToSeek
2006-Jul-13, 08:05 PM
Llamas are so last week.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-14, 01:57 AM
Now it's land sharks and dumpty?

(or blue violinists?)

ToSeek
2006-Jul-14, 04:49 AM
And pirates.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-14, 11:56 AM
Arrr, An' yer llamas can't be teh pirates?

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-14, 12:02 PM
Kitten Huffing !!

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-14, 12:20 PM
How'd you know I went to uncyclopedia ;) ?

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-14, 12:44 PM
because Harold, my Llama, is psychic.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-14, 03:23 PM
Is he a Kittenhoefer?

Roy Batty
2006-Jul-14, 03:27 PM
Llama news in my free local paper!

http://www.nexus-6.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/localllama.JPG

© Kingston Informer July 7th 2006

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-14, 03:46 PM
This is what Llama husbandry is all about. Cute friendly Cuddly world-ruling Llamas exhibated in Ham. (It's a great placename too, not far from me).

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-14, 03:50 PM
Gotta love this llama obsession! Gives me something new to smile at every day. :D Great picture ;).

ToSeek
2006-Jul-14, 03:51 PM
Pitt Mounted Llama Cavalry (http://copland.udel.edu/stu-org/acc/baby/babyhen2003_games.html)

If anyone figures out what that is all about, please let me know.

Roy Batty
2006-Jul-14, 04:02 PM
If anyone figures out why ToSeek Googled Llama Cavalry, please let me know!:eek::)

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-14, 04:07 PM
Sadly, no one knows the reasons behind ToSeek googling anything. One theory says that he just goes on to google and types anything that comes to his mind, and does this for hours. Another theory says that he is the real president and George Bush googles and posts by his name.

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-14, 04:26 PM
ToSeek is ahead of his time, it is not a case of just
Gooogling-For-Goooglings-Sake for goodness sake.

All crawl To Seek, Greek and Glorious (oh...er...wrong thread....sorry)

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-14, 04:28 PM
Pitt Mounted Llama Cavalry (http://copland.udel.edu/stu-org/acc/baby/babyhen2003_games.html)

If anyone figures out what that is all about, please let me know.


I think the answer is at the end.

Carnegie Melon

ToSeek
2006-Jul-14, 04:34 PM
I Googled "Llama Maryland" to see if there was anything local about llamas, and that was the page that came up.

WaxRubiks
2006-Jul-14, 04:45 PM
If you look closely you'll notice the llama sucking a boiled sweet.


edit-sorry, wrong page

Lance
2006-Jul-14, 04:51 PM
That's how I found the zoo that has llamas that is right near me. The one I still haven't visited yet.

ToSeek
2006-Jul-14, 05:39 PM
Llama Sires in the Eastern US (http://www.llamaweb.com/LLFarms/sires_east.html)

Roy Batty
2006-Jul-14, 06:47 PM
ToSeek, as a mod, I'd expect better of you than posting a link to such a risque site! http://www.bautforum.com/images/buttons/report.gif :D

mugaliens
2006-Jul-15, 06:40 PM
Apparently, the beard has mellowed him.

Why did the llamas cross the road? They were all packing...

ToSeek
2006-Jul-15, 06:56 PM
Llama Karma (http://www.thisistravel.co.uk/travel/ukholidays/Llama-Karma_article.html?in_article_id=19349&in_page_id=1)


The very idea of gambolling across the North York Moors with a faintly ridiculous creature in tow had caused much mirth among our friends. After all, you can't even ride a llama because their spines won't take the weight; all they do is carry your packed lunch for you.

But there's just something about them that makes you smile. Call it llama karma.

mugaliens
2006-Jul-15, 07:09 PM
I backpacked with a goat before. Excellent pack animals, but they could be cantankerous, at times.

I think llamas would be better suited, if their dietary abilities are as broad as a goat's.

FireEyes
2006-Jul-16, 01:32 AM
What of the Alpaca..are they llamas? Besides being cute, cuddly etc...their wool is exquisite. http://www.ilovealpacas.com/facts.shtml

mickal555
2006-Jul-16, 01:44 PM
I think they are different....

They look like llamas though...

I wont an alpaca

ToSeek
2006-Jul-16, 04:25 PM
Alpaca Llama Show Association (http://www.alsashow.org/)

mugaliens
2006-Jul-16, 07:47 PM
I think they're cousins on the evolutionary tree, like horses and donkeys.

It says here that "Alpacas are a member of the camelid family, which also includes dromedary and Bactrian camels, llamas, vicunas, and guanacos."

http://www.ilovealpacas.com/facts.shtml

Come to think of it, I think an alpac would make a pretty cool pet, too.

ToSeek
2006-Jul-16, 08:31 PM
Do you think we need an official pet?

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-17, 12:19 PM
Should BAUT adopt llamas?

ToSeek
2006-Jul-17, 02:27 PM
States have official animals - should we?

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-17, 02:32 PM
BAUT is a state? :D Yay! I hold dual citizenship, then? :think:

There's only one choice for an official animal... suggest something more controversial :p :evil: .

ToSeek
2006-Jul-17, 04:40 PM
BAUT is a state of mind.

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-18, 02:09 PM
I think, therefore I llam.

I know... too cliche... ;)

ToSeek
2006-Jul-18, 02:29 PM
I llam that I llam, and that's all that I llam.

Lance
2006-Jul-19, 02:01 AM
I am llama, hear me roar.

ToSeek
2006-Jul-19, 03:41 AM
With fur too big to ignore.

George
2006-Jul-19, 04:33 AM
Llama see, ya'll've managed eight pages of Llama stuff, yet not one little Alpaca (that I noticed). :(

Lance
2006-Jul-19, 02:12 PM
Doesn't that just frost your guanacos?

ToSeek
2006-Jul-19, 02:30 PM
Equal time for alpacas!

George
2006-Jul-19, 05:17 PM
Equal time for alpacas!
There's a challenge. :)

Let's roll; you pack a llama, and alpaca the rest.

Roy Batty
2006-Jul-19, 05:22 PM
ShamaLlamaDingDong! (Otis, my man!) :dance:

Edit: Aww, nuts & Llamas, toseeked on page 5 (http://www.bautforum.com/showpost.php?p=762212&postcount=92) :)

Ok, What did Sherlock say when asked about solving the case?

'eLlamantary my dear Watson' :D

rahuldandekar
2006-Jul-20, 02:20 AM
lol!

Equal time for all the millions of species out there!

George
2006-Jul-20, 12:33 PM
lol!

Equal time for all the millions of species out there!
Punishment on an astronomical scale, finally. :)

Eric Vaxxine
2006-Jul-20, 01:31 PM
Underwater Llamabots to be deployed in arctic !

Lance
2006-Jul-22, 03:58 PM
Equal time for all the millions of species out there!
Let the other species get their own never-ending game.

This thread only has room for llamas, alpacas, guanacos, vicuñas and the occasional camel. Of course, that would also include Rama the Cama (http://taylorllamas.com/DubaiRamababy2.jpg) from The Camel-Lama Cross Project in Dubai (http://taylorllamas.com/Camel-LamaCrossPhotos.html).

Roy Batty
2006-Jul-22, 04:44 PM
Wow, at this rate there won't be any other species, CameLlamas will take over the world! Bwah ha ha haa :)

Lance
2006-Jul-22, 04:56 PM
And a much better place the world will become.

Roy Batty
2006-Jul-22, 05:22 PM
I salute you, our new CamelLama overlords! :)

ToSeek
2006-Jul-22, 07:21 PM
All animals are in fact descended from the primordial llama.

George
2006-Jul-22, 10:43 PM
Was that one of the Dalai Llama's Dads?