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g99
2003-Jun-11, 02:33 AM
I beacon all of you to become a part of the Save the Aliens organization.

In todays world aliens are being systematically taken by hollywood, govt. agents, and farmers to be used for food processing, commericals, politics, and bad movies.

They are living, thinking beings my friends! They deserve to have a better life than servants for our pleasure and benefit.

Alf has been resorted to slumming it after his T.V. show was cancelled. He is now doing 10-10 commericals and will probobly soon resort to Porn to get by.

E.T. has been sukered into remaking his movies with less guns and more boy on Alien action (beer scene and see this (http://www.badastronomy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=96659#96659) ).

Klingons, Vulcans, and a mojority of the other Star Trek aliens of the week have been forced to become a part of a show that is a testiment of the uselessness of B&B.

The War with Iraq has been started and ended over the forced accumulation of Alien artifacts by the U.S. and brittish Govts. These alien artifacts and Aliens themmselves are now working as a part of the govt. slave mines in the lower Apalachian mountains. They are mining hidden minerals and Atlantis artifacts.

Michael Jackson has been systematically dehumanized and demonized by the U.S. media and the poparazzi for his normal Zeta actions.

Jar-Jar (who is origonally from Venus) has been chained and prodded into making the two Star Wars movies by Lucas. He is currently being kept in the Skywalker ranch inside a model of the Death star.

Mork has been driven to utter obscurity and making movies like Insomnia (but did have some success in the standup industry).

The Atlanteans have been utterly stepped on by Archaeologists. Their existance is denied and their world wide acievements from the hanging gardens of babylon to the tocoma narrows bridge have been blamed on someone else.

The Roswell Aliens have been taken in Area 51 and are cureently working on a top secert weapon in Alaska. No mention of them have been heard of since the atempted escape in September of last year. We fear they have been transfered to the Govt. unobtanium mines on the Moon.

The Ewocks have been systematically hunted down and stuffed to become the childhood teddybears we all had when we were kids. They are almost extinct. The Raelian cloning experiments are an attempt to clone them to keep up the industry, but all attempts so far have only come up with Gilbert Gottfried clones.

Twinkeys are not cream filling but actually farmed from the bodies of moonmen.

Disney inc. has been subjecting hundreds of Omega galen beigns from the Twin planets of Grotor to death and humiliation in its ExtraTERRORestrial atraction.

The Warner brothers (and their sister dot) have been resorted to reruns and obscurity in morning syndication.



This is just a small list our organization is currently fighting. The list grows every day with the realization of how much parts of our every day lives are due to the subjugation and depravity of our breatheren of the stars. Our lives can be enriched and the lives of those listed above can be saved by only donating some of your time and a few letters to your local senator or polititan.

This is not soley a U.S. issue. Many countries of the world use Aliens for their continued "high life" existance. I urge all of you to stop this madness!

Please! The people of the stars want to welcome us to the galaxy but have closed us off from the technology and the trades that abound because of our deplorable use of others.

If any of you have other examples of the depolorable conditions seen here and elsewhere please list them. Our organization wants to help any and all displays of harmfull action done ot or against Extra-terrestrials.

gethen
2003-Jun-11, 02:53 AM
While I have some sympathy for your position, I can not mourn the demise of the Ewoks or Jar Jar Binks. They got what was coming to them.
I do however feel that Uncle Martin has been badly treated. Bill Bixby was elevated to Hulk status, while his Martian Uncle Martin only gets the part of a most human and cranky jurist on Picket Fences. This seems unfair to me. He doesn't even dare to extend his little antennae.

Odinoneeye
2003-Jun-11, 06:01 AM
You liberals make me sick. Save this, save that.

Last alien I met ended up on my barbeque for Memorial Day.

A little Open Pit, a little Budweiser and you got yerself a quality meal.

Glom
2003-Jun-11, 09:57 AM
Do the aliens support nuclear fission?

gethen
2003-Jun-11, 02:42 PM
You liberals make me sick. Save this, save that.

Last alien I met ended up on my barbeque for Memorial Day.

A little Open Pit, a little Budweiser and you got yerself a quality meal.

I'll tentatively accept the alien entree, but cannot approve of any meal that includes Budweiser. Aliens come and go, but I take my beer very seriously.

kilopi
2003-Jun-11, 03:44 PM
If any of you have other examples of the depolorable conditions seen here and elsewhere please list them. Our organization wants to help any and all displays of harmfull action done ot or against Extra-terrestrials.
It looks like Moonmaid (http://www.strictlystores.com/storesites/mydollydearest/online_store/pages/0000000230.html) and Dick Tracy Jr. are selling their babies on the internet.

tracer
2003-Jun-11, 08:00 PM
I beacon all of you to become a part of the Save the Aliens organization.

In todays world aliens are being systematically taken by hollywood, govt. agents, and farmers to be used for food processing, commericals, politics, and bad movies.

Been done. (http://www.theonion.com/onion3524/aliens_portrayl_media.html)

g99
2003-Jun-11, 08:28 PM
Grapes: :lol:

Tracer: i did not know that. Nice to have our organiuzation verified by the Media. :-)

darkhunter
2003-Jun-12, 07:51 PM
You liberals make me sick. Save this, save that.

Last alien I met ended up on my barbeque for Memorial Day.

A little Open Pit, a little Budweiser and you got yerself a quality meal.

I'll tentatively accept the alien entree, but cannot approve of any meal that includes Budweiser. Aliens come and go, but I take my beer very seriously.

Only drink two kinds of beer: cheap and free....

How about the poor ones from ID4--we are never ever told their name, and as they were simply trying to survive the hostile depth of space the only way they knew how, were wipes out afer a slight miscalculation on the setting for their comunications devices....

pmcolt
2003-Jun-12, 08:12 PM
A little Open Pit, a little Budweiser and you got yerself a quality meal.

People Eating Tasty Aliens? I suppose the two top questions would be: 1) are the Zetans white or dark meat? and 2) do they taste like chicken?

Ba Witda
2003-Jun-12, 09:38 PM
*Fires up the grill of unspeakable barbeque* Right, Zetans are neither light or dark. They are in between these, and are thus grey meat. Ba prefers to let them marinate for a few hours before tossing them on the grill. He uses all natural herbs and spices found in a damp corner of the Basement of the Gods for flavoring, and then serves it with some nice Klingon the Cob. Mmm mmm! Doesn't that smell delicious?