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KaiYeves
2007-Sep-30, 05:21 PM
Here is a thread where you can post knock knock jokes.
Example:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Yes, have you seen my time machine?

Sticks
2007-Sep-30, 06:42 PM
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The engineer to repair the doorbell

Grand_Lunar
2007-Sep-30, 09:10 PM
-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-No, I'm Why. Who is at a game, playing first base.

WaxRubiks
2007-Sep-30, 09:35 PM
-knock, knock
-who's there?
-it is DEATHHHH.
-
-
-sorry, the wife canceled the bridge night, she's gone to stay with her sister because her boyfriend left her, again..
-Bugger!

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-01, 12:31 AM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Everest
Everest who?
Foreverest a really long time.

mahesh
2007-Oct-02, 06:47 PM
knock knock!
who's there?
Misbah!
Misbah who?
Misbah five runs!
Sorry. I couldn't resist it. and apologies to non-cricket BAUTers

toejam
2007-Oct-02, 07:45 PM
knock knock!
who's there?
Misbah!
Misbah who?
Misbah five runs!
Sorry. I couldn't resist it. and apologies to non-cricket BAUTers

Knock knock mahesh...

It's only TJ to say you may want to look at Pravda's cricket thread that's been running for over 4 years at:

http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?postid=2343092#post2343092

But maybe you're already there under another name.

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-03, 01:02 AM
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Handsome
Handsome who?
Handsome money under the door or else!

mahesh
2007-Oct-04, 06:48 PM
Knock knock mahesh...

It's only TJ to say you may want to look at Pravda's cricket thread that's been running for over 4 years at:

http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php3?postid=2343092#post2343092

But maybe you're already there under another name.

Thanks TJ, I'll have a look-see.
From what you say, it sounds fun.

no TJ, i don't subscribe to this thread....just a couple of other astronomy threads, besides BAUT, that's it

Chuck
2007-Oct-04, 07:26 PM
The one I use when someone is bothering me with knock knock jokes is:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ida?
Ida who?
I'd appreciate it if you'd go away.

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-04, 07:45 PM
Knock knock
Who's there
Indonesia
Indonesia who?
One look at you and I felt weak Indonesia, baby.

mike alexander
2007-Oct-05, 07:56 PM
Knock, knock
Who's there?
No, just Roger Daltrey

Paul Beardsley
2007-Oct-05, 08:10 PM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister Bell.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Isabell Jenkins. By the way, is it a legal requirement to have a bell fixed to your bicycle?

mike alexander
2007-Oct-05, 08:46 PM
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Would you like to talk about accepting Jesus into your life?
Just a moment....
Why are you holding a baseball bat?
Knock, knock

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-06, 12:11 AM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iraq and Iran.
Iraq and Iran who?
Iraqed my dad's car so Iran away from home. Can I live here?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Darth Vader. Give me the Death Star plans.
<Locks self in basement>

please
2007-Oct-06, 09:59 PM
knock knock
whos there
<insert a joke here>

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-07, 02:17 AM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joey.
Joey who?
Joey meet again!

WaxRubiks
2007-Oct-07, 10:00 AM
nok nok
who's there?
someone who can't spell.
someone who can't spell who?
no some who can't spell 'nok'

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-07, 05:40 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Romanoff.
Romanoff who?
Have you seen my puppy? He's always Romanoff!

jja
2007-Oct-07, 06:40 PM
It's fun to approach a friend and say:

"I have a great knock knock joke! You start."

If you catch them off guard, they will say "Knock knock." You then say "Who's there?" and it will take them a second or two to realize what just happened. (If they recover in time and manage to deliver a real knock knock joke, kudos!)

Of course, you want to keep a good joke at hand in case someone tries to pull this on you. Any of the fine examples in this thread will suffice, or you can try this one:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c --
MOOOO!

(The Moo may be delivered as a shout, or with a bored or derisive tone.)

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-07, 08:09 PM
Will you remember me in a week?
Sure.
Will you remember me in a month?
Sure.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hey, I thought you said you'd remember!

Noclevername
2007-Oct-08, 12:31 AM
Landshark! Oops, I mean... Candygram!

brianok
2007-Oct-08, 09:47 AM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn't know that you could yodel.

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-08, 01:53 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A'lita.
A'lita who?
A'lita green man, take me to your leader.

SeanF
2007-Oct-10, 02:40 PM
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c --
MOOOO!
You have to precede that one with:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cowgo.
Cowgo who?
No, cow go moo.

My daugher is fond of:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.

As well as:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
(repeat until the person is about to give up)
Knock, knock.
Who's there.
Orange.
Orange who?
Oranjoo* glad I didn't say "banana?"

*I've never actually tried to write this joke before! That should be the word "orange" with a long "u" added to the end, so it sounds vaguely like "Aren't you"... :doh:

Palomar
2007-Oct-10, 03:50 PM
Knock knock
Who's there
Indonesia
Indonesia who?
One look at you and I felt weak Indonesia, baby.

:lol: Good one.

The only one I can think of:

Knock knock
Who's there?

Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you glad I told a knock-knock joke?

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-10, 09:03 PM
Rocketry joke:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wan.
Wan who?
Yup, that old Chinese guy.

Sticks
2007-Oct-10, 09:09 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there
The Boston Strangler
Honey it's for you

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-11, 01:45 AM
Knock Knock
Who's there
x.
Honey it's for you
Now we're got a killer snowclone.
Try x= Darth Vader
x= Medusa
x= Bart Sibrel

hhEb09'1
2007-Oct-11, 02:01 AM
Orange who?
Oranjoo* glad I didn't say "banana?"

*I've never actually tried to write this joke before! That should be the word "orange" with a long "u" added to the end, so it sounds vaguely like "Aren't you"... :doh:

Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you glad I told a knock-knock joke?I like SeanF's version better, but Palomar's spelling :)

FOTBA:
knock knock
who's there?
BA
BA who?
BA pal, let me in

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-12, 12:52 AM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Outami.
Outami who?
Outami way, I'm comming in!

Paul Beardsley
2007-Oct-13, 04:37 PM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Biggish.
Biggish who?
Buy a copy and help the homeless!

(I don't know if that will mean anything outside the UK.)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The man.
The man who?
Come in, Travis!

Noclevername
2007-Oct-13, 04:48 PM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

A woodpecker.

Ronald Brak
2007-Oct-13, 04:59 PM
Knot knot
Who's there?
String theory.

Sticks
2007-Oct-13, 05:06 PM
Knock Knock

Sudden blast from a shot gun from someone a bit fed up of knock knock jokes

hhEb09'1
2007-Oct-14, 12:41 AM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The man.
The man who?
Come in, Travis!So, is the man on the inside, knocking? :)

Dave's not here.

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-14, 01:47 AM
The Man is everywhere!

chrissy
2007-Oct-17, 09:44 PM
knock knock
whos there?
twowit
twowit who

chrissy
2007-Oct-17, 09:47 PM
knock knock
whos there?
little old lady
little old lady who?
little old lady who cant reach the door bell

chrissy
2007-Oct-17, 09:49 PM
knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
dont cry its me:cry:

chrissy
2007-Oct-17, 09:54 PM
knock knock
whos there?
atish
atish who?
bless you

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-18, 12:33 AM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nobel Prize.
Nobel Prize who?
Nobel Prize is what you won for taking away your bell so we have to knock.

chrissy
2007-Oct-18, 11:41 AM
knock knock
whos there?
ivana
ivana who?
ivana come in its freezing outside

SeanF
2007-Oct-18, 06:51 PM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock...

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-19, 12:43 AM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Noba.
Noba who?
Noba Dee.

Noclevername
2007-Oct-19, 03:40 PM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Psycho killer.

Psycho killAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-19, 09:02 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris what you get when you have two shoes.

Noclevername
2007-Oct-20, 11:59 PM
Knock knock

Who's there?

Obsessive-compulsive.

Knock knock

Knock knock

Knock knock

Knock knock

Knock knock

Knock knock

Knock knock

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-21, 06:55 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there
Euripides
Euripides who?
Euripides trousers, so you better pay for them.

toejam
2007-Oct-24, 08:44 PM
Knock knock
Who's there
Eunuch
Eunuch who?
Eunuch three times & ask for Lulu.

Noclevername
2007-Oct-24, 09:46 PM
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Philosophy major.

Philosophy major who?

Well, there are many ways to answer that...

Noclevername
2007-Oct-24, 09:48 PM
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Oh god, you can't see me either?! It worked! I'm invisible!

KaiYeves
2007-Oct-24, 11:29 PM
Just for BAUT:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ansari
Ansari who?
Ansari I broke your window!

Paul Beardsley
2007-Oct-26, 11:51 AM
So, is the man on the inside, knocking? :)

Dave's not here.

Oh yes. Oops!

Silence silence.
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister door.

Noclevername
2007-Oct-26, 02:12 PM
Knock knock.

Who's there?

No, I'm not an owl.

Sean Clayden
2007-Nov-05, 05:08 PM
Knock knock

whose there ?

Nobody

Nobody who ?

Nobody who ?

Nobody who ?

Nobody who ?

Noclevername
2007-Nov-05, 06:10 PM
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Amnesiac.

Amnesiac who?

...I don't know!

Nadme
2008-Feb-06, 08:08 PM
knock knock

Who's there?

Oranja

Oranja who?

Oranja glad I told a knock-knock joke?

Sarawak
2008-Feb-07, 04:42 AM
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

President

President Hu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu_Jintao)?

Noclevername
2008-Feb-08, 06:47 AM
kconk kconK

Who's there?

sdrawkcab gnikconk orraziB

KaiYeves
2008-Feb-10, 05:24 PM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chloe.
Chloe who?
Chloe meet again!

Noclevername
2008-Feb-15, 05:00 AM
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Time loop!

Time loop who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Time loop!

Time loop who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Time loop!

Time loop who?

EndeavorRX7
2008-Feb-15, 05:11 AM
Knock Kncok

Who's there?

Police!

Police who?

Police stop telling knock knock jokes

Noclevername
2008-Feb-15, 06:59 AM
Knock knock.

I said, knock knock.









...


...No one home.

starman2k10
2010-Dec-03, 05:13 PM
knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
stop crying and open the freakin door!

MAPNUT
2010-Dec-03, 07:19 PM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!