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xbck1
2003-Sep-24, 04:58 PM
I thought the many Canucks (and others) on the board might get a kick out of this. I found the address on a paper on a wall in the archery room at my school, of all places.


http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bills/37_Parliament/Session4/b097_e.htm

Humphrey
2003-Sep-24, 05:06 PM
Muuuaaahahahaha!

The Supreme Canuck
2003-Sep-24, 07:51 PM
Yeah, it was a safety hazard apparently...

snowcelt
2003-Sep-24, 08:08 PM
If an organization was to change the name from dwarf tossing to Gimli tossing that would get around the law legally, outside the spirit of the law. :D

mike alexander
2003-Sep-24, 08:10 PM
Is that a white dwarf or a brown dwarf?




Oh, Lord, it just struck me that ......

Stars! I'm talking about stars!

zebo-the-fat
2003-Oct-11, 01:48 PM
Racist dwarf tossing?

Reacher
2003-Oct-11, 02:54 PM
I'd go in for a bit of Red Dwarf tossing.

R.A.F.
2005-Oct-30, 05:26 PM
Thought I'd bump this thread before jkm had a chance to....:)

jkmccrann
2005-Oct-30, 05:27 PM
I thought the many Canucks (and others) on the board might get a kick out of this. I found the address on a paper on a wall in the archery room at my school, of all places.


http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bills/37_Parliament/Session4/b097_e.htm

That's ok xbck, there's no such legislation down under as yet, feel free to come visit for a spot of tossing sometime.

Moose
2005-Oct-30, 07:34 PM
The ever-wise Bowser and Blue advise (among other things):


Don't toss dwarves.
Don't throw midgets through the air.
Even if they say they have the right
To enjoy that particular form of flight,
Don't toss dwarves.

Candy
2005-Oct-30, 10:02 PM
Thought I'd bump this thread before jkm had a chance to....:)
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! I voted to toss. :)

publiusr
2005-Nov-02, 10:14 PM
I tried to toss Hank the Angry Dwarf from Howard Stern--but he just tossed his cookies on me. What a dry cleaning bill!

Big Brother Dunk
2005-Nov-04, 12:33 AM
Well, I just hope they don't outlaw cat juggling.

dvb
2005-Nov-04, 02:38 AM
Does this law include gnomes and halflings? :eh: