We don't need no stinkin' Untrue Facts! (!!!)

[Chuck]

WIMPs are really Weekly Interacting Massive Particles. They don't interact often enough to be detected.

[Noclevername]

Weekly Inquirer Mirror-Post. It's a newspaper!

[Chuck]

The Cartesian coordinate system was invented so people could keep track of where their stuff was going after the invention of the cart.

[Chuck]

The original Galilean moons were Galileo protesting his house arrest from the windows of his home. The history books cleaned it up later.

[Dave241]

If you have a bad sunburn, try spreading peanut butter on it. The peanut oils will help heal the burn.

[Chuck]

Ruthenium is the only element named after a baseball player.

[Chuck]

Dark matter consists of typewriter ribbons and carbon paper that civilizations keep discarding as they invent computers.

[Chuck]

The 22nd century Mars rovers will have to be designed to climb over older Mars rovers.

[Muchansclon/Planet 10?]

And the 23rd century Mars Rovers will be designed to jump over its 22st century counterparts...

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[slang]

In the classic movie "The Princess Smurf" one character delivered the unforgettable lines that started with "Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya.".

[Muchansclon/Planet 10?]

Indigos long lost brother Calypso Montoya was the main character in the movie "Jurassic Shrek"

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[Roger E. Moore]

In the classic movie "The Princess Smurf" one character delivered the unforgettable lines that started with "Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya.".

I can't compete with that. You win.

[Extravoice]

In keeping with their knack for understatement, the Irish shall henceforth refer to the COVID-19 pandemic as “The Sniffles”.


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[Muchansclon/Planet 10?]

And the Irish are mandated to pronunce themselves about "the Sniffles" in English, not in Irish..

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[publiusr]

Why
Indigo
Montoya?
Pu-lease,
Sister

[Muchansclon/Planet 10?]

Simply

Indigo

Montoya

Please,

Sucker!

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[slang]

It's not widely known that bagels got their name from the survivors of Darwin's expedition to the Galapagos Islands. On the return trip they ran out of food, and some desperate folks started eating the cork in the lifebuoys. Unfortunately, through some misunderstanding, this seastory later had some folks thinking it concerned a delicacy, which now leaves us with the barely edible lifebuoy shaped bagel.

[profloater]

It's not widely known that bagels got their name from the survivors of Darwin's expedition to the Galapagos Islands. On the return trip they ran out of food, and some desperate folks started eating the cork in the lifebuoys. Unfortunately, through some misunderstanding, this seastory later had some folks thinking it concerned a delicacy, which now leaves us with the barely edible lifebuoy shaped bagel.

Ha! Darwin and the 242 ton Bagel!

[publiusr]

So the end of the new season of COSMOS saw Neil get in a spherical travel bubble with VR Einstein.
I, on the other hand, got Zwicky—who for 20 minutes called me a spherical...well...you get the point
“Put on any more weight, and the planets will orbit you” he says.

[Noclevername]

It's not widely known that bagels got their name from the survivors of Darwin's expedition to the Galapagos Islands. On the return trip they ran out of food, and some desperate folks started eating the cork in the lifebuoys. Unfortunately, through some misunderstanding, this seastory later had some folks thinking it concerned a delicacy, which now leaves us with the barely edible lifebuoy shaped bagel.

That's the infamous Galapagos False Bagel. The true Bagel is a completely different thing, cross between the Breadfruit and a tree hollow.

[Extravoice]

While Colombian coffee may be made in any coffee maker, Pre-Colombian coffee must only be made in clay pots in keeping with tradition dating prior to 1492.


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[publiusr]

Unless specifically stated, all toilets in space are called “Proxmires.”

[Roger E. Moore]

Unless specifically stated, all toilets in space are called “Proxmires.”

I see what you did there.

[Noclevername]

Unless specifically stated, all toilets in space are called “Proxmires.”

And relieving one's self would be called a "boondoggle"?

[The Backroad Astronomer]

It's all money down the drain.

[Noclevername]

It's all money down the drain.

Considering the cost per gram involved in space travel, It's good that astronauts "go" before they go.

[Roger E. Moore]

Considering the cost per gram involved in space travel, It's good that astronauts "go" before they go.

Except for Alan Shepard.

[Noclevername]

Except for Alan Shepard.

Well, he set the precedent for today's American Standard.

[Chuck]

Due to mask wearing at work laws, Hollywood can now produce only bank, train, and stagecoach robbery movies.

[Chuck]

The new 6G smartphones will scan our brains and simulate them at high speed so it can download the files we're going to want and have them ready for us before we want them.