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Thread: We don't need no stinkin' Untrue Facts! (!!!)

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    Wolverine: The Musical is scheduled to open on Broadway in August 2013.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    Ovaltine: the night cricket match is to team up with Horlicks: the image and cocoa: the dance sensation to save the Milky way theatre in Mugsville.

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    Abraham Lincoln's 1864 reelection has been thrown out because citizens in the confederate states which, by Supreme Court ruling, could not secede weren't given the opportunity to vote.

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    The recent high tide ice bridge from Dover to Calais collapsed before any records could be set, pity.

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    Stonehenge was actually a bus terminal for oxcart transportation which failed because of the enormous expense of schedule changes.

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    I used to take the number 2 oxcart from Glastonbury Tor, but they cancelled the return, so I had to buy a horse. When will they stop meddling with our transport system? The price of shoes is ruinous and suppose everyone did it! Up to our ears in horse manure! By the next equinox no one will bother to go there at all. Mark my words, The Henge will be a white elephant. People will forget why they ever built in in the first place.

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    Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice, Superman is busy cleaning up all the bat crap from Batman's slumber party. Stupid bats.

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    Superman eagerly awaits The Sun's red giant phase so he can finally retire.

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    Homo sapien sapien will be a historical species during the Sun's red giant phase.

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    The Warmers in the Kuiper Belt colonies will do a lot of gloating during the sun's red giant phase.

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    All spammers were born on 19 January, between 23 and 27 years ago.
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    All Spam was processed and canned on 19 January 1913.

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    Spam is dog food that people returned for a refund because their dogs wouldn't eat it.

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    This day in history...January 19, 1985 saw the first batch of cloned science fiction/astronomy nerds brought to full gestation. Subsequent batches gestated on the same date in 1986, 1987 and 1988. It is believed that at least some of these clonies may have found their way to BAUT/CQ.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Today is my birthday, but I chose to delete that information out of my profile so as not to get lost in the sea of 27 year olds.

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    My chat room age has been 27 for as long as I can remember.

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    When Eve complained that Adam never took her anywhere, in Eden he'd point that there was no where else. Out of Eden he'd say "OK, you find a babysitter."

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    If everyone in the world ate spam and corned beef there would be enough tins to store all the water. It's a vision of the garden of Eden brought up to date.

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    Saying "Garden of Eden" three times in a row very quickly while squeezing one's knees together would make for a good album cover.

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    The easy way to cover an album is with brown paper just a little larger than twice the area of one side, then fold over and do the corners at 45 degrees, that way you can leave your knees where they are and avoid dogmatic mysticism. With skill it can be done without tape but you need a maths degree for that. Finally write the name of the album neatly on one side to avoid confusion. If the world were a better place everyone would know that.

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    Electric Roads is the title of the soon to be released album by Rush.
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    Though it is the very earliest stages of development and is probably at least 10 years from flight, Boeing has announced that their 797 aircraft will be the last commercial passenger aircraft they will develop. Spokesperson Ned Smerly said in a recent interview that they have run out of numbers; "Seven-hundred-seven just sounds too stupid", he said with a sigh.
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    Beoing announces plans to build all new aircraft from paper mache.

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    Boeing has a new Earth to Space slingshot service called Boing. Selected from MIT there is a business class and also an economy class. They will be among the first groups catapulted into space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmMarsNow View Post
    Boeing has a new Earth to Space slingshot service called Boing. Selected from MIT there is a business class and also an economy class. They will be among the first groups catapulted into space.
    One of the advantages of the Boing system, versus other space tourism systems, is that customers will get to enjoy several bonus flights to high altitude, after the first suborbital "bounce". This explains the partnership with Goodyear Rubber.
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    Just shy of 100 years the Boeing story comes to a close as the once mighty aerospace giant enters receivership after massive lawsuits. According to head Boing program manager, "we thought we had the whole acceleration thing under control".

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    All onions have disappeared from the planet.

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    When John Wayne found out that all of the Texan at The Alamo died he demanded to play Santa Anna, but the producer talked him out of it.

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    John Wayne got his classic nickname from his pet pig Lullubelle.

    He also credits this with the creation of his toughguy image onscreen.

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    John's brother Hay was the subject of a painting by Constable.

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