Another top of the page. Don't worry -- I'm just pinch hitting for peteshimmon.
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Another top of the page. Don't worry -- I'm just pinch hitting for peteshimmon.
So many bugs, so little time.
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"peteshimmon" was the last word uttered by Michael Jackson before he died.
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It was the name of his childhood sled.Originally Posted by The_Radiation_Specialist
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The stars predict that in 2014 Astrology will be acknowledged as a science.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
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The fortune cookie I got at lunch had a fortune which read "all fortune cookie fortunes are untrue!!!".
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Yesterday morning I heard some loud scratching on the roof over my desk. I went out to see what was up there and a very large vulture took off and soared away.
Does anyone else know something I don't know?
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No.
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In the Harry Potter universe, Vultures are used to return undeliverable mail to the Owl Post's dead letter office.
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Ahem...
My name it is nothing
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the free west
I was taught and brought up there
Its laws to abide
And the land that I live in
Has might on its side!
Apologies BD sir.
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This place is a veritable untrue factory, complete with childish labour.
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In certain small countries in South America, beer is made from llama urine and toenails.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
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Interestingly, Budweiser uses the same formula.
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Hey, I went to school with Bud Weiser! Nice guy, but he was frequently drunk.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
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He belonged to the frat house Phi Tappa Kegga.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
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I was finally able to mine my claim in the Sierra Nevada foothills today and I hit a rich vein of untrue facts. I'll be sharing them over the next few days...after I hit the assay office, of course.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The Assay office is where you turn in your donkey after prospecting.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
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Unless you own your own donkeys. The more upscale Assay offices usually offer valet service and some will even validate.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Validate your donkey.
ETA: Sorry, folks -- just performing a monthly test of the nanny filter.
So many bugs, so little time.
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New title for dick Cheney's new book: " How to shoot friends and influence people " .
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Aha! An old thread, this! Now, to get my needle and thimble.
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I am a well known thex thimble.
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My third most important task as a moderator is cleaning out the nanny filters. I am sure you would be surprised by the number of nannies that get trapped in a week. Normally we backflush the filters every three days and change the filters out once a month.
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The more sophisticated nanny filters utilize digital umbrellas to completely remove the nannies from the system.
So many bugs, so little time.
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I don't have anything to post right now.
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"Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side." -- Frank Zappa | Meet the OOONG TOE.
"Your right to hold an opinion is not being contested. Your expectation that it be taken seriously is." -- Jason Thompson
HELP! HELP! I'm a Nannie and I'm trapped in this sig!
'No, mad's when you froth at the mouf,' said Gaspode. 'He's insane. That's when you froth at the brain.'
'This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated.' -- publius || TLIOF! -- dwnielsen
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Cabbage, while popularly thought to be a plant, is actually a reptile.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
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The Duchy of Fenwick finally has an ambassador at the United Nations.
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The Dutchy of Schultz has beer at low prices, but only in Chicago.
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The Ducky of Mallard has invaded ponds across most of North America, as part of its strategy of world domination.
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Cactuses grow spines, not as a means of defense, but as decorative plumage during their seasonal mating dance.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
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Opuntia fruit tastes better if you don't remove the spines.
So many bugs, so little time.
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