Fact: My father twisted my rubber antler once... Once.
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Fact: My father twisted my rubber antler once... Once.
"Words that make questions may not be questions at all."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson, answering loaded question in ten words or less
at a 2010 talk MCed by Stephen Colbert.
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I once covered my Storm Trooper in bugglegum and froze him in the freezer
"Occam" is the name of the alien race that will enslave us all eventually. And they've got razors for hands. I don't know if that's true but it seems like the simplest answer."
Stephen Colbert.
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The surface speed record on the moon is 10.56mph (16.896Kph). It was set by the lunar rover.
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If you could drive to the sun - at 55mph (88kph) - it would take about 193 years.
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When Alaric the Goth stood before the gates of Rome, he made the following demand of the Senate:
"Deliver to me all the gold that your city contains, all the silver, all the treasures that may be moved, and in addition all your slaves of barbarian origin; otherwise I will not desist from the siege."
"But if you take all these things," said one of the ambassadors, "what do you leave for the citizens?"
Alaric responded simply, "Your lives."
"Occam" is the name of the alien race that will enslave us all eventually. And they've got razors for hands. I don't know if that's true but it seems like the simplest answer."
Stephen Colbert.
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Your tongue print is as unique as your fingerprint.
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The earth's equatorial circumference of 25,047 miles (40,075 kilometers) is greater than its polar circumference of 25,005 miles (40,008 kilometers).
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I once used to tell the time by looking at milk bottle labels.
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Lake Baikal is the deepest lake in the world.
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I once could tell time by looking at where the sun was in the sky.
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On some watches and clocks, you need to look real close to tell the big hand from the little hand.
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Hjalmar Schacht, President of the Rechsbank until 1937, had the highest IQ (141) of all those suspected of Nazi war crimes at Nuremberg, according to psychological tests.
"Occam" is the name of the alien race that will enslave us all eventually. And they've got razors for hands. I don't know if that's true but it seems like the simplest answer."
Stephen Colbert.
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" Honey,..... we're poor ! "
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When we sing This Land Is Your Land in Canada, we say "From Bonavista to Vancouver Island" instead of "From California to the New York Island."
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I sing it as:
This land is my land.
This land is my land.
Each blade of grass, and
Each grain of sand.
If you don't like it,
Go get your own land.
This land belongs to me, me, me.
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I like to sing, "If I Had a Hammer".
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The 2018 Winter Olympics has been awarded to Pyeongchang, South Korea.
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The Jiaozhou Bay Bridge in China measures 26.4 miles (42.24 kilometers) in length, making it the longest bridge in the world.
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Officially, a famine occurs when 30% percent of the population is dangerously undernourished, and at least 2 per 10,000 people per region are dying each day.
"Occam" is the name of the alien race that will enslave us all eventually. And they've got razors for hands. I don't know if that's true but it seems like the simplest answer."
Stephen Colbert.
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Merely twenty seconds worth of fuel remained to Apollo 11's lunar module when it landed on the moon.
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The city's Transportation/Public Works Department has workers tearing up damaged parts of old curbs and putting in new curbs there, on the block where I live.
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The band The Airborne Toxic Event got their name from a section of Don DeLillo's novel White Noise.
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Ouroboros is also spelled Uroboros.
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Sperm whale milk has the consistency of cottage cheese
"Occam" is the name of the alien race that will enslave us all eventually. And they've got razors for hands. I don't know if that's true but it seems like the simplest answer."
Stephen Colbert.
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Marcus Aurelius died of chicken pox
"Occam" is the name of the alien race that will enslave us all eventually. And they've got razors for hands. I don't know if that's true but it seems like the simplest answer."
Stephen Colbert.
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A one-armed man was recently arrested in Belarus for clapping.
"Occam" is the name of the alien race that will enslave us all eventually. And they've got razors for hands. I don't know if that's true but it seems like the simplest answer."
Stephen Colbert.
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I have seen and heard one-handed clapping called a type of Zen.
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The work crews have finished replacing damaged concrete on curbs and driveway entrances; it's also said that they are to also start repaving our street, but I'm not holding my breath.
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It has been 17 days since anybody posted a true fact, here.
Com'on, guys, they aren't that hard to find. Google for one.
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