
Originally Posted by
Trebuchet
When I call the useless outage line for our power supplier, an automated voice helpfully tells me that based on my phone number, they've determined the power is out in my area. Yeah, noticed that.
Then they offer to give me a call back when it's on. Yeah, I think I'll notice that as well.
If I got a text from my internet company yesterday, it was the one I got late in the afternoon that was just random symbols.
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Gillian
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"