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    I remember when they dug up the fossilized Sphinx and left it lying in the desert because museums hadn't been invented yet.

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    I borrowed Remus's sword to make myself a banana split. Too bad he needed it that day.

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    Also, I recall the time that Constantine deported all foreigners, thus creating the Wholly Roman Empire. The reporters really messed up that story.

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    I remember when providers of the newly invented sevice of cable television advertised that it would be commercial free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    I remember when providers of the newly invented sevice of cable television advertised that it would be commercial free.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    I'm older than Roseanne Barr and John Goodman.

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    And Vladimir Putin.

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    I remember when I invented cooking while trying to read the expiration date on a mastodon steak by firelight late at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    And Vladimir Putin.
    And his predecessor, "Ras" Putin.

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    I remember when Rasputin was known as The Nutty Novice.

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    I started the rumor that Columbus didn't really make it to India, but I had to withdraw it when it turned out to be true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    I started the rumor that Columbus didn't really make it to India, but I had to withdraw it when it turned out to be true.
    Colombus' shadow is clearly not lined up with the Sun. Photoshopped!
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    I am so old, I remember seeing Star Wars movies that started with "in the distant future, in a galaxy moderately far away".

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    I know for a fact that Han shot first. I saw it.

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    I'm so old I'm already dead.
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    I used a stick carter program to finance my invention of fire.

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    You know those cave carvings on the Isle Of Wight? I am so old, I carved them out. The caves that is, not the carvings.

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    Kids these days, with their mitochondria and their multi-cell tissues and organs!
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    I remember when DNA was just DN.

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    (a real one)

    I am so old that things I had as "toys" are now apparently "highly collectible vintage rarity". Well, if it's new in sealed box, which mine aren't, because toys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolas View Post
    I am so old that things I had as "toys" are now apparently "highly collectible vintage rarity". Well, if it's new in sealed box, which mine aren't, because toys.
    Nobody is getting my astronaut/space View-Master reels. NOBODY.

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    My favorite artist was Granddaughter Moses.

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    I'm so old, I forgot what I was going to post here.
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    I used to write jokes for Bob Hope when he entertained the troops in Archangel Michael's army.

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    I lived in Saul, Minnesota before they had to change its name.

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    I'm such a fossil someone tried to burn me for fuel.
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    I remember waiting for a supernova to make some calcium so we could evolve some bones.

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    I remember when the Cannes Film Festival was two kids doing shadow puppets on a cave wall.

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    I'm older than all of the Avalon Hill wargames.

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