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    Leaking Weapon: Refusing to retire, a Depends-dependent Riggs and Murtaugh roll out in matching police wheelchairs hitting the crime-ridden streets but never too far from a clean and accessible bathroom.
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    Bill the Galactic Nero

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    Iron Stiff: Being trained by ancient mountain monks Danny had no idea what he was supposed to do on the sound stage in front of the camera.
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    Amyconda: After falling over the rail of the Amazon cruise ship she was performing on, Amy Schumer finds herself the object of affection of a giant river anaconda.
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    The Chargeback of the Light Brigade

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    Could we include some actual titles as well - like :

    Rocketman - a popstar quits the music business to grow salads

    We could mix and match :

    Star Wars : A New Hope - A bickering broken-up popgroup think about reuniting to please their fans

    Star Wars : The Empire Strikes Back - Their comeback concert is cancelled when their feuding leads to industrial action at the venue

    Star Wars : Return on the Red-Eye - The band members blame each other on the early morning flight back the following day
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    Picard II: Pic Harder
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    The Shellfish Gene
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    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
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    A Brief Hysteria Of Time
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