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    Cattle: herd of cats

    Locomotive: the logical explanation from a crazy person

    Gatorade: first aid for members of Crocodylia

    Damage: cursing about growing old
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    Bungee: The maximum acceleration of a spacecraft carrying fast food supplies.

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    Rockette: Tall statuesque rocket known for its high kick of acceleration

    Ion drive: manual control of vehicle

    Launch: mid-day meal on the ISS
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    Impounded: Forced to learn to use English money.

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    Philosophy: The study of Pennsylvania groundhogs.

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    Alphabet: Action of a new casino's first customer.

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    Seersucker: someone who pays a psychic.

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    Iodine: Eat at a restaurant near Jupiter.

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    Mingling: offspring of Flash Gordon's enemy.

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    Reactor: someone who has a part in a movie remake.

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    Hypocritical: Having too many drug needles stuck in you.

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    Terminology: the study of robots from the future.

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    Surface: someone who's good at standing on a wet board.

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    Admired: watched too many TV commercials.
    Install: where a horse sleeps.
    Paralyzed: unable to do better than average at golf.
    Inundated: stayed home because no one would go out with you.

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    Colonnade: A fizzy enema

    Intercontinental: A person who's peed themselves all over the world

    Lymph: To walk with a lisp
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    Fragrant: A sweet smelling tramp

    Shambolic: Padded Y-fronts
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    Is mu the first letter of the cat alphabet or the first letter of the cow alphabet?

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    Conjunctivitis: the inability to use "and" and "or" properly.

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    Mugshot: a stiff drink disguised as tea or coffee to avoid disapproval at the PTA.
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    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
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    Chapeau: Cologne for British men.

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    Keynesian: The economics practiced on islands near Florida.

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    Seatbeltbuckle: A nmonic for beginning Christmas lunch for the 40 inch generation
    Giftwrapped: the feeling you get when receiving a gift from a neighbour for whom you have omitted to buy anything.
    Bigotry: your neighbour's tree is taller than yours.
    Trafficlights: what you say about your neighbour's tree after drinking their mulled wine.
    sicut vis videre esto
    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
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    Peeking: the dog that makes the most stops while going for a walk.

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    Leading - A sound from within and beyond the shadow

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    Coincide - success at getting rid of the penny

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    Decimate - a tenth of a chess win

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    Beekeepers - parents who don't disown their children for not having perfect grades in school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    Beekeepers - parents who don't disown their children for not having perfect grades in school.
    Ha! What about seafarers?
    sicut vis videre esto
    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
    Originally Posted by Ken G

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    cabinet: a generic term for Uber and Lyft systems
    bayonnet: where Uber and Lyft drivers park up.
    clarinet: the software that deals with disputes with drivers and clears them up.
    sicut vis videre esto
    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
    Originally Posted by Ken G

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    Appendage - the coming ban on cell phone software.

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