Why did the chicken cross Seaworld?
To get to the otter side.
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Why did the chicken cross Seaworld?
To get to the otter side.
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I got a great mark in my Cheerleading exam. I just went into the hall and chanted: "Give me an 'A'......"
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I guess The Old Man and the C didn't do as well.
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When I was six years old, I shot my friend with a potato gun.
He's never forgiven me. He's still got a Chip on his Shoulder.
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What's the story with hedgehogs? Why can't they just share the hedge?
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Why did the chicken cross the cow pasture?
To get to the udder side.
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these jokes are udderly silly.
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You can not be afraid of the wind, Enterprise: Broken Bow.
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And yet we just keep milking them.Originally Posted by astrotimer
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
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doesn't it just cheese you off.
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At least we won't get board.
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You can not be afraid of the wind, Enterprise: Broken Bow.
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A monkey was arrested at the zoo after throwing flaming feces.
He was charge with causing turd degree burns.
(thank you Colin Mochorie and Whose line is t anyway?)
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Why did the chicken cross the Dnieper?
To get to the Chicken Kiev bird sanctuary on the other side.
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A math teacher was walking thru an airport with a ruler, protractor and a compass.
He was arrested having weapons of math instruction.
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You can not be afraid of the wind, Enterprise: Broken Bow.
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The Skeptic guide to the universe is coming out with a book. One of their first members died years ago I wonder if he will be credited as a ghost writer.
From the wilderness into the cosmos.
You can not be afraid of the wind, Enterprise: Broken Bow.
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I man travels to a far away land, deep in the forest to ask a very wise man a couple of questions.
He gets there and ask is there a way to get away from human stupidity and is there a way to stop it.
The wise man answers, no to both and adds I am here all alone and it is still here.
From the wilderness into the cosmos.
You can not be afraid of the wind, Enterprise: Broken Bow.
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