Trying to fix my internet this morning. Realized in the process that everyone just takes it for granted now that you will have multiple computers in your home, because "download drivers" is considered a sensible solution to "I can't get online."
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Gillian
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"