I'm now resolved to teach the kids, as they get older (Irene will listen politely to this lesson and agree, but I wouldn't say she'd actually take it in), that the most important letter in "UFO" is the U. As in, "I don't know what I saw." Because I feel that leaves you more open to actually exploring options like "human craft" or "Venus" or "weird reflection."
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Gillian
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"