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    Signs of the Pandemic...

    I am actually organizing and cleaning.
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    Do you mean signs instead of sings?

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    Yes signs, I guess I was typing too fast and not re-reading, hopefully a mod can fix it.
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    Fix what? I was already thinking of Corona songs when I saw it was actually a typo. Oh well. I guess bad pandemic jokes are a sign of the pandemic.

    *hums slightly altered m-m-m-my sharona*
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    Thanks Slang.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slang View Post
    Fix what? I was already thinking of Corona songs when I saw it was actually a typo. Oh well. I guess bad pandemic jokes are a sign of the pandemic.

    *hums slightly altered m-m-m-my sharona*
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    I'm thinking of going into the storage locker business. People will need to store all that toilet paper somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger E. Moore View Post
    Oh, DRAT, I was going to post lyrics! Well, not now.
    The COVID Beach Trio

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    The Covid Boys.
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    I Sing The Body Pandemic
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    Deelite, with Virus is in the heart

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    What did one coronavirus say to the other when it was time for the noonday meal?

    "Let's do lungs."
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    I have sewed reenforcement patches into three pairs of pants and hemmed another in the past two weeks.
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    No contrail or jet sounds for weeks, the chemtail guys must be going nuts.
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    I don't feel the urge to buy a cheap car, so maybe I'm immune to the Corollavirus.

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    My brother in law on his days off is building a skiff in his garage, the other day he came by to pick some wood to build a jig. He already has the jig built. The boat is for when the camping ban is lifted and he can his camper and the boat to a nearby river for his and my sis's family.
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    I bicycle to work every day and there's a lot less traffic on the streets now, so my life expectancy is higher that usual.

    In the Arizona stay-at-home order, people with non-essential jobs who don't physically interact with the public can continue working, so I do.

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    Love in the time of COVID means a lot of mask nuzzling—a gateway to the plushies and furries.

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    CosmoQuest moderators should be put in charge of quarantining, like they restrict Mind Dependent Reality to its own thread.

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    I have actually back on the job hunt. There actually might a worker shortage in the province even thou we haven't had a new case in days.
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    So, what should we put in this year's time capsules?

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    Well, all those used masks have to go somewhere.

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    Is the coronavirus a descendent of the midi-chlorians? After all, Darth Vader needed a respirator.

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    There is a lot of hand waving involved with both...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    Is the coronavirus a descendent of the midi-chlorians? After all, Darth Vader needed a respirator.
    I don’t know about that, but Jersey is about to be the filming location for a Corona related pulp fiction type movie.

    The director, of course, is none other than....

    Trenton Quarantino

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    Quote Originally Posted by publiusr View Post
    I don’t know about that, but Jersey is about to be the filming location for a Corona related pulp fiction type movie.

    The director, of course, is none other than....

    Trenton Quarantino
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