"We suggest that hitherto undiagnosed systematic issues with simulations or incorrect assumptions about the properties of dark matter could explain our results."
Whenever a solution is proposed that does not, in some way, tie the proposed matter to a local observable - for example, placing the matter within the measured or extrapolated attributes of the period table, you might as well be arguing about how many angels can dance on the end of a pin.
“It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.” ― Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes