There is a joke in some circles that my articles are a jinx, and that my covering someone guarantees that they'll die. But the reason I write about so many people who die is that I write about so many old people! When someone is 100 when I write about them, it's hardly surprising if they die later.
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Gillian
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"