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    After a blood transfusion from Sue Storm, Maris Crane gains the power of invisibility.

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    There's a lot of worthless superpowers here

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    The ability to get your fast food portions super-sized based on your appearance alone.

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    I actually find that power worthwhile....(burp)

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    Nose hair animation.

    The ability to rewind VCR tapes with your mind.

    Able to recede your own gumline.

    Telepathically convince anyone that psychic powers are a hoax.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    Y-ray vision.
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    The ability to mentally control wooly mammoths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    The ability to mentally control wooly mammoths.
    Worthless now, but wait until the Russian clones come along!
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    A sense of humor so subtle that it won't be understood for a thousand years.

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