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    Wink A little bit of devine humor

    Amongst my aimless browsing of internet I stumbled onto this little piece. I left out the last of the points on the list because that might open a small can of worms but the link to the full thing follows.

    Why GOD never received his PhD

    1. He had only one major publication.
    2. It was in Hebrew.
    3. It had no references.
    4. It wasn't published in a peer-viewed journal.
    5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
    6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
    7. The scientific community has a hard time replicating his results.
    8. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
    9. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
    10. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
    11. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
    12. Some say he had his son teach the class.
    13. He expelled his first two students for learning.
    14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
    15. His office hours were infrequent and often held on limited access mountain tops.
    16. No record of working with colleagues.

    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ogID=302194610

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    Now, that is funny! A few years back, Disney Adventures published some really funny Top Ten lists which that reminded me of. Sadly, I've lost the issues and only remember a few, such as.
    Top 10 Video Game Villians
    1) Blisters!
    Ten Reasons Batman lives in a cave
    3) Bat Crevice is too small.
    2) Was kicked out of bat grotto for being too noisy.
    1) He's a bat, for crying out loud!
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
    Every mission makes our dreams reality
    And our destiny begins with you and me
    Through all space and time, the achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea of discovery, on heroes’ wings we fly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiYeves View Post
    Ten Reasons Batman lives in a cave
    3) Bat Crevice is too small.
    2) Was kicked out of bat grotto for being too noisy.
    1) He's a bat, for crying out loud!
    He doesn't really, "The Bat-Basement" just sounded too undignified.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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