This a test, this is only a test

[Gigabyte]

.. if this had been a real topic, you would have been given better instructions.

[Gigabyte]

Hey it worked!

I reported the inability to create topics, like, a long time ago and never heard anything about it.

So I created this as a test. And it worked. Which really places a huge burden on my humble self now. I have to come up with a real topic.

Worse, a fun topic. OK, maybe not that fun, after all, it says not-so-fun in the description of this forum.

So this is the not-so-fun topic. No fun allowed.

OK, a little fun, but not much. That's the rule. You can only have a small amount of fun in this topic.

[Gigabyte]

Anyone found having a lot of fun will be banned. For life. Which is a long time if you think about it. Even life in prison you can get out in 20 years. But here, banned means forever. Even if you live to be 80 years old, you can never come back.

So watch your fun level. We will be watching you.

[slang]

Why can't I read this post?

[mike alexander]

Had this been an actual alert you would have been instructed to tune to 640 or 1240 on your radio for further inforamtion.

This completes the test of the Conelrad emergency system. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.


The following proscribe is transcrammed.

[Swift]

Uh! Uh! Mr. Robinson! Mr. Robinson! Pick me! Pick me!

Is this going to be on the test?

[Gigabyte]

Oh dang it. I had just decided to have this topic deleted, to avoid the horror of actually having a topic to care about. (My last one vanished, and this is for the best)

But now, oh now you have gone and done it.

Especially you Swift. You look like you are having too much fun for the topic. You need a time out.

Or something. Please refrain from posting for several minutes.

[chrissy]

Ok if you were shipwrecked on an island what would you do first to survive?

[Gigabyte]

Make sure Gilligan doesn't go anywhere near the radio.

[slang]

Breathe.

[chrissy]

besides breathe

[closetgeek]

See if my wireless card can really find internet anywhere?

[Gigabyte]

Make a phone call. give GPS location, wait for helicopter.

[chrissy]

make a shelter!!!

[mahesh]

I'd wait for BAUT to come to my rescue

[slang]

Grab whatever I can from the wrecked ship. Except lawyers.

[Gigabyte]

Lawyers aren't that bad. Just use lots of garlic.

[slang]

Next: find garlic.

[mike alexander]

Ok if you were shipwrecked on an island what would you do first to survive?

Grab a toasted bagel.

I'm assuming Manhattan Island.

[chrissy]

Grab a toasted bagel.

I'm assuming Manhattan Island.

Now your thinking!
Get me one too Mike, thanks.

[Joe Boy]

Look for a hula dancer to keep my strength up.

[chrissy]

I was going to make a smutty comment, but I have refrained from doing that don't want to get banned now.

[Gigabyte]

I considered that, or is he planning on eating a Hula dancer?





















Wolves, can't trust em.

[slang]

Yeah, I figured the smutty comment would be aimed at the 'up' sentiment. But we're talking about staying alive here, and one needs any source of nourishment one can find. Eating hula dancers is not out of the question, in my humble opinion.

*goes back to search for garlic*

[Gigabyte]

Eating hula dancers is not out of the question, in my humble opinion.

That is skirting the edge of the rulebook.

[mahesh]

crunch crunch....Lullie, my dawg...she loves hula hoops, the piglet

http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/hula-hoops/1074721/

[mike alexander]

GO ELI YALE!




Oh. I thought you said, 'Boola, boola'.

[Sarawak]

Anyone found having a lot of fun will be banned. For life. Which is a long time if you think about it. Even life in prison you can get out in 20 years. But here, banned means forever. Even if you live to be 80 years old, you can never come back.

Would you rather be banned for life from here, or spend one day in prison?

[Gigabyte]

Trick question!!!

[mike alexander]

Or more importantly, would you rather be banned from prison for life or spend one day here?