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    NASA didn't put men on the Moon

    Yes, really... It's so obvious... There are no stars, I can see the flag waiving

    Oh, and by the way, happy April 1st!

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    You're right. They weren't on the moon, the bottom of their boots were on the moon. The actual men had to be at least several millimeters above the surface of the moon!
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    That's no Moon...

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    ...It's a giant monster's egg.

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    You do realise that Google will now index our
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    Uh... Yes

    And who is the April fool?

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    The person who tries to fool after midday!


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    You guys don't know what you're talking about. I've seen the Shuttle. It has definitely gone to the moon!

    /tip of the hat to XKCD

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    But did the shuttle land or it just entered orbit?

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    You should ask the people that live on the moon. I have pixels to proooove it.

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    It landed for sure. They have a great runway built for it, equipped with sequentially blinking lights and everything. Most of the passengers were extremely ill by the time they got there after having the in-flight meal of fish.

    Fortunately Peter, Joe, and Cleveland were up to the task of bringing it down safely because Quagmire got left behind with a gate agent.

    I can't believe it's April 1 already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LotusExcelle View Post
    You should ask the people that live on the moon. I have pixels to proooove it.
    Oh, really? I almost forgot we have top-secret bases there

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    Yeah...William Shatner runs it I think...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave J View Post
    Yeah...William Shatner runs it I think...
    That's why they can give you such great travel deals, the labor costs on the moon are so low. Those convicts will work for close to nothing.
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    Well, yeah, we HAD to set up secret bases on the Moon so we could finally defeat the Nazis who escaped there at the end of WW2 with Hitler's brain.

    Duh.

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    I think the whole space program is a lie. My wife visited Nasa in the Bahamas this winter and saw no evidence of a space program.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peteshimmon View Post
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    Exactly!

    That's why I refuse to post in this thread.

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    How could you possibly go to a place that doesn't exist without excessive use of drugs?

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    It didn't happen. Moon Man proved that beyond reasonable doubt! Nobody had a answer to his question about how high up the alleged vacuum started!
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    Typo. NASA put Menendez on the moon. Doesn't anyone else remember "It's a Vacuum, Charlie Brown!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by slang View Post
    It didn't happen. Moon Man proved that beyond reasonable doubt! Nobody had a answer to his question about how high up the alleged vacuum started!
    So the shuttle could glide all the way there ... except for the last bit .... oohhhhkaaaay ...

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    The Moon is a Balloon
    David Niven told me so.

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    Well of course they didn't here is newly released classified proof




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