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Thread: Where can I buy a van Allen belt?

  1. #1
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    Where can I buy a van Allen belt?

    Does anyone knows if James van Allen is selling his used belts? With a big buckle?

    Maybe on eBay?

    I'd like to have one just in case I meet one of the hoax believers and have to give 'em a few whips!



    Harald

    PS: September 7th is van Allen 90th birthday!

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    Re: Where can I buy a van Allen belt?

    Quote Originally Posted by kucharek
    PS: September 7th is van Allen 90th birthday!
    Come September, we should all have a belt of whiskey to celebrate!

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    I'll fire up the karaoke machine to belt out a few happy birthday songs.

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    Maybe Sibrel can jump out of the bushes, and Dr. Van Allen can... well, you see where this is going. (Buzz should've had someone hold the weasel down for some more pummeling =D> )

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    hmmm... andyone who can get a normal leather belt can head to a local craft store to get a punch. Put holes in the belt and put in cheap little LED's. Put the nickel sized battery in between the leather and the lining of the belt....

    Switch can be under the "skin" like the battery.

    Cost would be minimal and the colors and patterns... All this for a day's work while watching cartoons.

    (just an idea of course )

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    i can't believe you guys are being so frivolous here. Don't you know the Van Allen belt is extremely dangerous??!!! It should not be toyed with.
    Why dont you run along and play with this nice, harmless Kuiper belt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbuck
    Why dont you run along and play with this nice, harmless Kuiper belt?
    But the buckle of the Kuiper belt is... [waaaait for it] PLANET X!

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