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Thread: Last to post wins: The return.

  1. #3841
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    It is if you don't read it.

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    Not reading is the fastest way in any case

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    But if I see a short line of text my eyes send it to my brain before I can decide whether or not I want to read it.

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    That's a problem

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    Yes. I was about to demonstrate the existence of mind independent reality when your post distracted me.

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    I just woke up. What year is this? Why is everyone dress so odd? Where is my newspaper and why is my TV so large and my computer so small? This is so strange.
    Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy

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    " I'm still big. It's the screen that got small. "

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    My TRS-80 could display 16 lines of 64 characters. The later monitors with their 80 character lines made me nervous, like something had gone wrong.

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    Having a device called a monitor makes me nervous.
    Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy

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    I was a hall monitor in school?

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    You may have been but you not the last to post.
    Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy

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    I might be since Nibiru will be smashing us in a matter of seconds.

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    What?

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    Don't you keep up with current events?

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    no

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    You should pay more attention to mind independent reality.

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    Why?

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    Because of the old saying, "what you don't know could kill you."

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    It's been more than two years now. Surely I've won by now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    It's been more than two years now. Surely I've won by now.
    Congratulations!

    ...Oops.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    Nothing says winning like waiting two years to claim victory!

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    Maybe someone will remind me to bump this thread again in 2021.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    Maybe someone will remind me to bump this thread again in 2021.
    The tragedy, to win, all your friends must desert you, like the birthday bumps, it’s so hard by yourself, and the more candles on the cake, the harder it gets, it makes one contemplate the nature of winning. It’s all about the losers, that’s the lesson I take from, no , wait, good luck with that, I’ll be waiting, maybe.
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    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
    Originally Posted by Ken G

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    what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by profloater View Post
    The tragedy, to win, all your friends must desert you, like the birthday bumps, it’s so hard by yourself, and the more candles on the cake, the harder it gets, it makes one contemplate the nature of winning. It’s all about the losers, that’s the lesson I take from, no , wait, good luck with that, I’ll be waiting, maybe.
    Want some dressing on that word salad?
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    If someone were to post something profound and meaningful, maybe others would leave it as the last post for awhile.

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